Santa knows when you are good or bad and he likes the later most. In fact, tie yourself up and put these cuffs on, Santa Claus is coming to town.

No joke, a 10,000 tip was left by the famous comb over himself. Everyone move to Santa Monica and apply at the Buffalo Club.

This pacman tree has the power to swallow Christmas hole and spit out a kick ass holiday. Barring that Christmas doesn’t return from the blue state and kill Pac Man.

This video was artfully shot by Santa's Elves.

In theaters 6-28-08. The “July 20 Plot” on Hitler’s life is one of the most heroic but least known episodes of World War Two. Severely wounded in combat, Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg returns from Africa to join the German Resistance and help create Operation Valkyrie, the complex plan that will allow a shadow government to replace Hitler’s once he is dead.

In theaters 11-9-07. Fred Claus has lived almost his entire life in his little brother’s very large shadow. Fred tried, but he could never live up to the example set by the younger Nicholas, who was just a perfect, well, Saint. True to form, Nicholas grew up to be the model of giving, while Fred became the polar opposite: a repo man who then steals what he repossesses.

Britney was caught in a paparazzi mêlée on her way to the gym while she inexplicably sported a white towel wrapped on her face. Why in the world would she be wearing said towel in such a fashion? To pretend she's Santa Claus, that's why, Silly!

I pity the fool who don't tell T what he wants for Christmas!

Jess just loves her too-tight outfits. We ain't your gynecologist, Jessica!

Santa Clause returns this year with a slightly different image – not he's straight gangster! Looks like Christmas at Tony Soprano's house!

Go Santa! Go Santa! Go! Chug! Chug! Chug!

These girls have been very, VERY good this year! Santa's got a present for them to unwrap!!

See Santa Claus do HIS version of the infamous Michael Richards racist meltdown. Ho-ho-horrifyingly offensive!

This year, Santa's got a different way of handling the "naughty" children on his list.

Crazy Santas, crazy kids, and crazy-ass girls dancing in Santa outfits. It’s all here in this video.

Don’t miss our tips for getting the perfect gamer gifts this holiday season, featuring Special Guest Star: S&M Santa! Ho, ho, holy crap it’s some boobs!

These babes used their boobs to seduce Santa and his elves. See if you can use your little helper to figure out who they are.

This week somebody kills Santa, Morgan Freeman stops racism, people search for Britney Spears on the internets and Kevin Federline drives a Ferrari. Not much going on.

Women who dress like Santa make us act like naughty, naughty boys.

Do you ever get Santa or Grandpas mixed up? We do, and that’s why we decided to kill Santa. Kidding!