A small string quartet plays in an outdoor café – and pwns a guy on the phone!

It’s the 3rd edition of the internet’s favorite thong game. We show you a thong and Sisquo tells you if you’re an idiot.

Kim Kardashian has an amazing fat ass. I just had to post this photo.

This guy shows you how to "hack" an elevator and go directly to the floor of your choice.

This is a shot from an upcoming workout video starring Lisa Rinna. The perfect gift for aging cougars who need a boost to their physical self-esteem.

Daniel Radcliffe looks like a leather daddy fresh out of an episode of OZ. So, when is Harry Potter and The Order of the Wenis coming out?

Bette Davis' portrait painted with nothing but mascara and the song "Bette Davis Eyes" as an inspiration.

Some argued that Michael Richards' infamous N-word debacle was an attempt at humiliating a heckler, gone terribly awry. The comedic master Bill Hicks (RIP) shows how it's *really* done.

This man had a rare condition known as "fetus-in-fetus," wherein an non-survived twin became a calcified mass in his belly. WARNING: gross!!

Dippy car blatantly runs a red light, then can't even successfully swerve out of the way of an oncoming scooter. WARNING: this video is SHOCKING, GRUESOME, and you won't be able to look away.

Paris donned a black wig to make an "incognito" escape to Maui after her Larry King interview. I guess saving the world can wait for vacation!

Posh Spice stands over an American flag as the Spice Girls reunite.

Now THIS is what I call an extreme sport!! These dudes can really do the Dew!!

AP: Curtis Allgier stole a gun from a corrections officer and shot him to death Monday, when the prisoner was at a doctor's appointment in the University of Utah medical center. He was later captured at an Arby's.

There's a special place in my heart for cholas, but there's an ever more special place in my lowrider.

Sean Preston Federline was driving a Cadillac during a family go-kart outing. Damn, dat boy's PIMP!

I like street performers that actually bring something new to the table, to make me appreciate their disadvantaged-ness. Like playing an instrument with your feet.

This is an awesome video effect called time displacement; it uses time delay to create the illusion of twists in the moving video subject.

An annoying girl singing in the office gets what's coming to her.

What happens when Dwight decides to tape-record an office meeting? Why, sabotage, that's what!