Britney Spears: Mother of the Year

Britney Spears: Mother of the Year

This week Philip Norris gives you a round-up of the latest news, including a sad story about Britney Spears, who sucks at being a mom.

 

More Crocodile Tears!

More Crocodile Tears!

Paris is getting hauled off *BACK* to Lynwood today! Are you ecstatic or sad?

 

Drunken Hoff Eats Off the Floor

Drunken Hoff Eats Off the Floor

Exclusive Video! David Hasselhoff's kid films him eating on the floor while warning him about not drinking any more booze that night, lest he lose his job. That's one sad dad.

 

Anna Nicole is a Sad Clown

Anna Nicole is a Sad Clown

Exclusive video footage, taken by Howard K. Stern, shows Anna Nicole is creepy clown make-up, and an even creepier sense of being out of her freakin' gourd.

 

Photo Snapper

Photo Snapper

The kid with the camera has bigger boobs than her. Sad or awkward?

 

Dakota Fanning and Andre 3000

Dakota Fanning and Andre 3000

Oh Andre, it's a sad, sad day when Dakota is dressed better than you.

 

Who's the Real Hamburglar?

Who's the Real Hamburglar?

Ronald McDonald gets arrested for molesting a Happy Meal. How sad.

 

Best Rap Battle Ever

Best Rap Battle Ever

Another case of white people trying to rap. Very sad.

 

The Sad Split of Jessica and Nick

The Sad Split of Jessica and Nick

This week Jessica and Nick call it quits, President Bush gives a hilarious speech and Vince Vaughn is a drunk!

 

Game: Tara Reid's Ass-Roids!

Game: Tara Reid's Ass-Roids!

We all know that Tara Reid has a drinking problem, but did you know she also has a hemorrhoid problem? It’s sad, but true. To help you mourn we created a game called Ass-Roids. It’s like Asteroids, but with hemorrhoids. Get it?

 

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