This is Ryan Seacrest as a kid, and as you can see, he still looks really gay.

You should have seen it when he asked a guy who couldn't taste to lick his abs. Now that was super awkward.

"See guys, a girl! Her name's Sophie Monk and her bangin' body is all mine!...why aren't we touching? oh you missed that, i was hetero-ing all over her inside."

In an attempt to prove that people in Wisconsin aren't just a bunch of honkies, UW Basketball Coach Bo Ryan, does the Soulja Boy. His players should be proud.

In theaters 10-12-07. Lars and the Real Girl is a heartfelt comedy starring Academy-Award nominated Ryan Gosling as Lars Lindstrom a loveable introvert whose emotional baggage has kept him from fully embracing life. He buys a life-size doll online to become his girlfriend.

This week we celebrate the best boobs that appeared in 2007 Emmy Awards. Hosted by Evil Ryan Seacrest!

Brian and Stewie performed a song about the state of TV. This doesn't make up for having Seacrest host the show but its a start...

The E! Entertainment Television building got a bomb threat this morning, but luckily Ryan Seacrest got out alive! (With his Aston Martin.)

Don't miss the awkward tension between these two… Simon tells Ryan to come out, and Ryan laughs it off!

Here's Ryan Seacrest shopping with a male "friend." Hollywood grocery stores always make people look so gay!

Former Idol Kellie Pickler returned to the AI stage, only to get oggled by Ryan Seabreast. I mean Seacrest.