As much fun as running a bike messenger over.

Because there isn't really one running for president.

In theaters 6-13-08. Directed by M. Night Shyamalan. With Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel. A paranoid thriller about a family on the run from a natural crisis that presents a large-scale threat to humanity.

The xbox 360 division of Microsoft is run by a bunch of clowns.

"Running With The Devil" was a weak outline of Eddie Van Halen shredding until DLR got his vocal track down.

Between a Schwarzenegger soundboard prank and the "Who Let The Dogs?" scandal, is Mitt running for president in Y2K? Dude is behind the times.

Take a step back in time when Run wasn't preaching on reality TV, back to a time when all he wanted was Mom's macaroni and cheese.

Some fat girl tried to eat JLW, while on the way to spend her $50 gift card at Torrid. Run JENNIFER!

This must be how people in the middle east keep their camels from running away. It’s better than strapping bombs to them. Ailalalalaay!

In theaters 1-25-08. FBI agent Jennifer Marsh is tasked with hunting down a serial killer who posts images of his victims on the Internet. As time runs out the cat and mouse chase becomes more personal.

This commercial is a promise that Chuck Norris will be Mike Huckabee's running mate right?

We are not quite sure what this is, but its somewhat cute and incapable of running away. The excellent pet for your favorite Socialite.

This is the best hit on someone not playing football since Terry Tate was running around offices opening a can of whoop ass.

Britney Spears ran across the western hemisphere, crushing several small villages and leaving massive footprints in her wake.

If Michael Bay ran the military, there would never be any more wars.

You know, in the long run these really aren't that big. Sure, they are delicious, but in no way are they worthy of being noted as "ass" sized.

Britney Spears finally got her Drivers License. Ever the money hungry entrepreneur, she had Cheetos sponsor her "fun run" through the driving test. As seen on http://prettyontheoutside.com

This is the most challenging Porn or Pop Star yet, if only because we’re really running out of Pop Stars to trick you with.

"I hate our house kids, lets move out of this run down shat shack. No just leave it, go go go!"

M.I.T students took the day off "learninating" and Master Chiefed one of the statues on their campus. Run Away!