Jesus hated your baseball team and by rooting for them you offended his holiness. Plus he was betting on the other guys.

Next up Audience Hero, you just sit, drink beer, and stare.

We beer sex pizza mile high nachos this commercial very much.

Don't try this at home. And if you do, don't sue.

Thank god she's back to her skanky roots.

Who know how bikini butts could help sell beer? I did!

Dartmouth College students pulled a prank on an unsuspecting tour group. It involves beer, so LET'S WATCH!

This is an infamous store in Maine. Their slogan is, "If we ain't got it, you don't need it." True dat.

Dear lord! Lil' Kim's going back to her "all-natural" roots by either growing out her eyebrows, or filling them in with Crayon!

Go Santa! Go Santa! Go! Chug! Chug! Chug!

All beer commercials are sexy. This one just adds in the angry girlfriend factor.

I. AM. PROGRAMMED. TO. SERVE. YOU. ICE. COLD. BEVERAGES. OF. A. REFRESHING. NATURE.. PLEASE. TIP. YOUR. ROBOTENDER..

This beer's for the "everyman" in every man! (As in, you're fat & gross, and you love T&A.)

The grand prize: you’re un-timely death!

Oh, grandma gets so silly when she's drunk on her ass. Too bad she's gonna die soon.

That is the luckiest beer can holder ever.

Opening beer with your eyes can cause permanent drunkeness. For real.

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!

Beer, Shoes, Boobs = Goodtimes.

We show you how to make cool air using beer. Aren't we geniuses?