Dear Eliza, your ribs are showing. They remind us of the McDonald's McRib sandwich. Now we're hungry. Bye!

This is what it takes to make a Japanese person want to eat a Big Mac.

There's nothing smoother than Michael McDonald and this gentleman clearly understands that.

In theaters 11-9-07. Southland Tales is an ensemble piece set in the futuristic landscape of Los Angeles on July 4, 2008, as it stands on the brink of social, economic and environmental disaster. Boxer Santaros is an action star who's stricken with amnesia. His life intertwines with Krysta Now, an adult film star developing her own reality television project, and Ronald Taverner, a Hermosa Beach police officer who holds the key to a vast conspiracy.

Michael McDonald never cracks a smile, making him the antithesis of Jimmy Fallon.

A stolen Ronald McDonald statue head + hookah parts = phattest American bong ever!

As if hearing through those drive-thru intercoms isn't hard enough, this guy's rapping his order. Better to spit before than after, I say.

Did the Food Network slip in subliminal ads for McDonald's during Iron Chef America? Crazy!

This is even better than the picture of the naked guy painted to look like Spiderman. Yeah, that guy was creepy.

Ronald McDonald gets arrested for molesting a Happy Meal. How sad.

Would you like some porn with your Big Mac?

Ah, so that's the secret sauce on those McRibs!

Smack us with a Big Mac. We get our baseball mascots and friends of Ronald McDonald mixed up ALL the time.

After McDonald's stock took a dive, some employees were fired. Including Ronald McDonald himself.