Performs cover of Marilyn Manson song.

If there ever is a robot uprising, I hope it looks this cool.

It's almost perfect.

As if they couldn't get any better, Bollywood is embracing robots.

I guess even tortoises' have fetishes.

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What's the deal with these tinfoil robot girls dancing to Daft Punk? Are they sexy? Are they dudes? Are they aliens from outerspace sent here to take all our Nutella and kill us? We have no idea! We're a little scared! But we can't stop watching. And dancing!

Look at this sexy R2D2. You think he has a girlfriend? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Yeah, right. WE KNOW.

If you've ever traveled the internet you've surely run into your share of weird Japanese game shows and porn, but what about this? What about the take-a-picture-that-looks-like-you're-eating-your-cat fetish? It's new! It's exciting! It's adorable! Don't forget delicious! The girl who looks like she's eating the cat's behind? We have no idea what that's about, though.

I'm confused. What I really want to know is why nobody is bombed do death in this thing. I mean, I see lots of fire, a motorcycle, helicopter, some weird clown-looking dude who looks like he belongs in a Marilyn Manson video, but where are all the body parts flying everywhere. Everything about this video suggests that it should be absolute crap. I was really expecting Marissa Miller to be blown to pieces in this thing, but it just never happens. I always also expecting some sort of lame sidekick to pop up, or perhaps a talking robot. But none of that happened. Maybe this is a good thing? Could this be the first time that I've actually watched a Michael Bay directed film all the way through? I think it is. It's a freaking miracle.

Michael Bay, you are a genius.

Ladies and gentleman, the future...