Man… she just needs to stop looking at the camera. Forever.

Sacha Baron Cohen's smokin'-hot lady-friend, Isla Fisher, is with child. May the fate of Kazakhstan be saved!!

If you're going to fall off a 9-story building, at least land like you're in a cartoon.

Locksley are from the NYC, but they channel Liverpool like few bands can nowadays. This session was probably the most fun we’ve had since we started the series, and it was all because the guys in the band were having as much fun as we were. This track is from their most recent record Don’t Make Me Wait in stores now.

In Japan, everything is possible. Goldfish living in cool water below the floating oil of a deep-fryer.

Wait, why are you READING this???

I hope is blisteringly cold out, Xtina! Girlfriend ain't got NO excuse!

Yep, she had a lotta drugs in her. Surprise, surprise.

It's cool; they're in love.

Apparently LiLo has found God. Either that or she's got a flask in there.

Only the gayest American Idol in history could make a girl cry. She's actually just a Kinks fan, upset how badly he's butchering the song.

Just in time for her relapse, Lindsay's in the new GQ!

Break out your glock and put a mouth in your sock. Here’s a rap song featuring The Transformers, the baddest bots in Compton.

Tats. Lots of celebrities have them. From Dolphins to Ying-Yangs to Marvin Martians. Okay, so maybe nobody has tattoos that lame. See if you can match the tattoos in this game to the celebrity!

Fergie was TOO DRUNK TO FLY the other day when she tried to board a flight to L.A. from London. They wouldn't let her on, and she was falling over. (We presume she was sober enough when she did this Maxim shoot)

Although both men and women look at the image of George Brett when directed to find out information about his sport and position, men tend to focus on private anatomy as well as the face. For the women, the face is the only place they viewed.

When you're in another galaxy and there's a Wookie in the passenger's seat beside you, don't drive drunk!

There's still argument whether or not this guy "threw" himself on her car, or if she said, "I did it, I saw him." Anyway, YOU DECIDE!

Her hair wouldn't fit in her mugshot photo, so they had to MAKE it fit.

And now for the gals and gays… MALE MODELS IN THEIR UNDIES!