Watch Paris Hilton in jail right now! It's live! It's boring! It's a great way to spend the afternoon!

At a mere 49 Melanie Griffith is sagging in all the wrong places (because there are *right* places to sag) and her knees aren't making her look any younger.

If you’re saying to yourself right now: “Self, I know I’ve heard this song before but can’t remember where,” chances are you watch a little program called Grey’s Anatomy. Let’s Go Sailing have become a staple on the show with not one or two but three songs receiving placement in those super dramatic almost laughable scenes. I don’t know about the show, but the band is great as evidenced by their stripped down version of the soon to be huge song “Sideways.” Good stuff!

This was one of our favorite sessions yet as we actually had an accordion player in the house! Kate Havnevik is all over the place right now and we were psyched that she was nice enough to come by our studios a couple of weeks ago. One thing is for sure. The girl can sing. Keep an eye out for another song in a couple of weeks…

Yep. More DJ AM birthday bash photos. Come on, people, it's right there on the table! I have EYES!

Well I guess when you're clean, you can party harder than those losers, huh? Right Lins?

Actually that's Sanjaya's sister. But she's pretty freaking hot, right?

Right after this photo was taken, they gang-raped a goth kid with a football. Seriously, these guys are jerks.

Barack Obama charmed my pants off when he appeared on Conan O'Brien, right before announcing his candidacy for president"

Mena Suvari, the girl from American Beauty that DIDN'T have huge boobs, decided to got topless at the beach recently. But she put these Liquid Generation pasties on right before we took these photos.

I know SEVERAL people I could send this to right now…

Sometimes, when you gotta go, you gotta go, right Orlando?

That folding chair is trying to kill itself right now.

The Village Green are a rock band originally from Portland, OR. If you like the Rock the way it used to be then they are right up your alley. Check out this guitar and piano version of the track “Life On The Run.”

Watch out! Death is right behind you!!

Raise your Hell's Lil' Angel the right way! Get him this DIY tattoo maker set. Safer than prison ink!

Those paparazzi pics can only get you so close. Liquid Generation’s News Team takes you on a fantastic voyage right into Brit’s flesh canyon.

You’ve watched Dateline’s To Catch A Predator show right? Well, that has nothing on this very special news segment from Liquid Generation: To Catch a Baby Predator.

Don’t be a n00b! Master the third episode of Name That Game. If you get all five questions right an LG Staff member will personally give you a hug.

There are dozens of national and world disasters going on… but there's only one we're concerned with RIGHT NOW.