Say what you will about the state of music in 2007, there is no doubt that this does not help.

Still looking for the section of the rulebook that says a college football player may not give an opponent "the business". If you find it let us know.

This commercial is a promise that Chuck Norris will be Mike Huckabee's running mate right?

It's hard to explain why you should watch this video, lets just say Canada is serious about work place safety.

Hundreds of average bands with ugly lead singers could be heard collectively saying, "why didn't we think of that?”

Who can piss the farthest? Question, is UPS saying Fed Ex is reliant on them or is Fed Ex saying UPS has to ship their tricks with them? You both lose.

Up, Down, Up, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, A, B, A, B, Select, Start in theaters soon.

What do you say when your 83 and arrested for soliciting a prostitute? Well you stash the blue pills and say your tool doesn't work anymore, that's what you do.

Mr. Rogers was quite fascinated with the innocent fun of Donkey Kong. Wonder what he'd have to say about Halo 3.

There's nothing that says praise Satan quite like "synchronized light display".

Too many cliches dance around this picture. Lets just say, can you imagine if the heads came alive while you were relaxing one day? Its like Return to Oz!

Weather men are often overlooked as the newsworthy sex gods they are. That being said, we feel sorry for Pennsylvania. According to jumbo here they are in for a sticky weekend.

Donald Trump unveils his new reality TV show and Dakota Fanning just may drop by to say hello. Sources say, no one will care.

Drew Carey wears glasses, doesn't understand Plinko, and won't help control the pet population. The price is wrong, bitch!

Who said recycling had to be boring? Take those Ace of Base Cd's and create a beautiful and painfully artistic chair to spend hours sitting in while you masturbate on Xtube.

In theaters 11-9-07. Fred Claus has lived almost his entire life in his little brother’s very large shadow. Fred tried, but he could never live up to the example set by the younger Nicholas, who was just a perfect, well, Saint. True to form, Nicholas grew up to be the model of giving, while Fred became the polar opposite: a repo man who then steals what he repossesses.

This is an actual mural painted on the side of an elementary school. Nothing says education like cannibalism, and nudity.

An entire lighting rig almost falls on Hillary Clinton and the most she can say is "Jesus, Mary and Joseph"?? Even Bush knows how to curse!

What kind of coach would stick his hands down your shorts during a team picture!? … and where would one go to sign up for such a team?

Here's the gorilla-Phil Collins-Cadbury chocolate mash-up you've been waiting for. What you weren't expecting this? Well the Internet says you're welcome anyways.