This week your pal Philip Norris rants about how big of an idiot Richie Sambora is for driving drunk with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.

Nicole Richie stops for a moment of reflection, while swimming in the oceans. Woman today have so many options, lets explore them all.

George Clooney is looking extra gaunt these days, and that gross tan isn't helping him look better or younger. Just say no to Nicole Richie!!

Nicole Richie sent a sarcastic yet caustic email invitation to her Memorial Day BBQ that demanded binge-drinking and anorexia at the bash. Later Mischa Barton passed out.

That dumbass Mischa REALLY can't drive. First she got into a fender-bender with Nicole Richie's car, now this. Take away for keys!

Here's a question: Was Al Reynolds gay before he married Star? Or did he just turn gay? (See picture)

Madonna and hubby Guy Richie like to play dress-up to keep their sex life fresh.

Nicole Richie teaches anatomy with her own body! She does it for the kids, this one.

Nicole Richie and her boyfriend Joel Madden were caught making out hardcore at an Oscars afterparty. Sexy!

You heard about her DUI, now see Nicole Ritchie drunkenly tear up the roads. LG was on the scene!

Paris & Nikki Hilton and Nicole Richie are seen here posing with Michael Jackson. Weirder still is the old man next to them with the oxygen machine.

For whatever reason. Nicole Richie wanted to share her lacey underwear-covered ass to the camera. Sill feels gross.

This used to be Nicole Richie's hero. Then she died.

Watch out! Now that Nicole's off the food wagon, you'd best not get between ol' girl and her salads!

It looks like Nicole Richie's stylist has struck again!

Nicole Richie was arrested for DUI early in the morning of Monday, December 11, 2006. She was booked at 4:50 AM and was released around 7:15 AM. According to the booking sheet, Nicole is 5'1" and 85 lbs.

In this photo released by the Glendale Police Department, Nicole Richie's booking mug shot is seen after her arrest early Monday, Dec. 11, 2006, for investigation of driving under the influence of alcohol, in Glendale, Calif. California Highway Patrol officers took the 25-year-old daughter of pop singer Lionel Richie into custody without incident after she failed a field sobriety test, CHP Officer Todd Workman said.