Here's Marisa wearing a 3 million dollar bra from Harlequin Fantasy Bra. Tell us: how did her boobs get so rich that they're able to afford such a luxury? I mean, all they do is just sit there and look awesome. Not fair!

Oh, look who got a new pair of boobs! And from the looks of it they fell right out of a gumball machine and onto her chest. Now we know Amy is rich, so why does it look like she has a cheap a boob job as that girl in high school who got addicted to crack, like, ten years later?

I guess if you're rich and famous you have lots of love to give.

Watch two of the world’s richest men fight to the death: Bill Gates and Donald TrumpBot!

Here's a guided tour of that iPhone app you're too poor to buy.

You think Batman was rich before, wait until he rakes in all of this box office money!

These stars can’t keep their filthy rich hands off each other!

This week your pal Philip Norris rants about how big of an idiot Richie Sambora is for driving drunk with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.

If you haven’t noticed the HUGE difference between the rich and the poor, maybe this will help remind you.

Seriously, if you are rich then you have no excuse looking ugly. You need to be perfect, that means having ALL of your teeth. We are looking at you Winehouse!

Nicole Richie stops for a moment of reflection, while swimming in the oceans. Woman today have so many options, lets explore them all.

Rihanna needs to spend less time under her umbrella and more time at the Dermatologist. You are rich, you have no excuses!

George Clooney is looking extra gaunt these days, and that gross tan isn't helping him look better or younger. Just say no to Nicole Richie!!

Nicole Richie sent a sarcastic yet caustic email invitation to her Memorial Day BBQ that demanded binge-drinking and anorexia at the bash. Later Mischa Barton passed out.

That dumbass Mischa REALLY can't drive. First she got into a fender-bender with Nicole Richie's car, now this. Take away for keys!

Here's a question: Was Al Reynolds gay before he married Star? Or did he just turn gay? (See picture)

Madonna and hubby Guy Richie like to play dress-up to keep their sex life fresh.

Nicole Richie teaches anatomy with her own body! She does it for the kids, this one.

Nicole Richie and her boyfriend Joel Madden were caught making out hardcore at an Oscars afterparty. Sexy!