Ladies and Gentleman, because we're a bit retarded and love a good throwback to the days when creating games that inflicted imaginary harm upon celebrities were not only frowned upon, BUT ALSO CELEBRATED (!), we have for you: Kill The Kardashians. For those of you who believe that this game is crass, wrong, disgusting and morally reprehensible: you are right. But you're also wrong, because we have no doubt - none in the world! - that you also believe Sponge Bob Square Pants is the reason your child is gay. Or something like that. Now to the offended, get back to work. For those of you who want to waste a little more of your company's time playing a fun game insteading of browsing Craigslist for bodies you can kidnap and keep in your closet, enjoy.
P.S. And yes, we still believe Kim Kardashian is one of the hottest woman in the world.
10 of the Craziest Awards Crashers
Here are some of the craziest people every to crash and awards ceremony. And yes, some of them are just as retarded as Kanye West.
Kanye Interrupts President Obama's Speech
We forgive Kanye for being a retard because he *is* retarded.
Hilarious Magician or Retarded Magician?
We want to laugh at this guy because we think he might be retarded. Or a serial killer.
Barack Obama Might Hate Retarded People
It's always hilarious when a sitting president makes fun of retarded people. Oh wait, not it isn't.
Dog Sleepwalks Into Wall
We'd like to call this dog "stupid" but he's too adorable. Instead we'll just call him retarded.
Special Olympic Posh
Sure, its possible this is just an issue of angles, but whatever the case… DAMN! Posh looks something retarded fierce!
$1,500 Shoe for Retarded White People
Brits will pay $1,500 for a new sport stiletto designed by failed artists at Fisher Price. Designed for the Socialite on the go, this shoe is sure to scream "Special Olympics".
Simon Cowell Learns Brits Suck Too
Just when you were really getting sick of Simon Cowell making fun of our precious American Idol retards, he throws us this crazy girl from his homeland.
Paris is a 7th Grader
Paris drew a picture for the good folks at TMZ and they almost threw it out because they thought it was from a retarded fan. But then they noticed her spot-on signature, which she no doubt practiced signing for years all over her Trapper Keeper.
Britney Spears Is Funny Online
Britney Spears' website is giving fans the chance to name her upcoming album, in exchange for insight into her sick, retarded sense of humor.
Jessica Simpson is Retarded
DER!!! DER DER DERRRRRRR! Jessica annoying to ride next to on the short bus.
Awesome Motorcycle Crash
This retarded terrorist thought he could escape the police with a motorcycle, but he didn't take into account how easily they could crash him!!
Retarded Sexy Dance
...Because what would the internet be without stupid videos of hot girls retardedly dancing to music?
How to Get the T.V. Remote
Yeah. So you get to watch your football match, but now your hot girlfriend hates you. Nice job, retard.
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