Beaver Pees In Reporters Face

Beaver Pees In Reporters Face

You have to hand it to CBS for really editing this in a way that generates the LOLs.

 

CBS really knows how to maximize the LOLs by totally editing this in a way that provides embassament for the CBS reporter. Props, yo (word)!

 

 
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Ball Busting Vids Will Make You Impotent

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 09 2009, 3:31 PM

If God was so smart, why did he design male genetalia to be 1) as low as it is and 2) totally unprotected. He gave turtles a hardshell and that animal is just about useless if you ask me. Humans created space shuttles, heavy metal music and Maury Povich. They should be protected, especially the itsty bitsy parts of them that makes babies. Such poor design decisions, God. If Steve Jobs was your boss you'd be totally fired.

Today, as Nancy Pelosi was walking somewhere and being important, a reporter following her totally crashed his balls into something that was not a Femaie Baby Incubator. Here's that video, and some others featuring guys who might not be able to get an erection anymore.

 

Reporter takes a dive. Woops.

 

We feel that the Japanese dudes featured in this video actually LOVE being hit in the crotch.

 

This guy's balls actually flew up through his stomach and out of his mouth, but you can't see it due to YouTube's crappy video quality.

 

Finally, these guys are true friends.

 

 

UFC Fighter Dry Humps Reporter

UFC Fighter Dry Humps Reporter

She was asking for it, right? RIGHT, GUYS!?! RIGHT!?! WHO'S WITH ME? *crickets*

 

Soccer Fan Dry Humps Reporter

Soccer Fan Dry Humps Reporter

Wow. We thought all soccer fans were stupid. Apparently not!

 

Reporter vs Anchor

Reporter vs Anchor

Jack Lemon and Walter Matthau would be proud.

 

Meg White Makes Reporter Puke

Meg White Makes Reporter Puke

Are you as revolted by the Meg White Sex Tape as this reporter is? We hope so.

 

Reporting Live From...Oh Boobs

Reporting Live From...Oh Boobs

This reporter got distracted by the image of boobs on the green screen. This is kind of the mature way you'd expect Adam Sandler to react.

 

Idiot Grabs Reporter's Mic Instead of iPhone

Idiot Grabs Reporter's Mic Instead of iPhone

What happens when a mob of Mac fan-boys are in line for the iPhone, and a reporter interviews one of four people in the country with the gadget? Why some moron comes along, that's what.

 

News: Human Interest Robot Saves Britney

News: Human Interest Robot Saves Britney

Britney’s hit rock bottom, and only our robot reporter can save her now!

 

News Reporter Gets a Tip

News Reporter Gets a Tip

Reporting crappy news suddenly gets less thankless.

 

Ali G vs. Andy Rooney

Ali G vs. Andy Rooney

Watch as a senile Andy Rooney tries to figure out what all this Ali G business is about! Reporters these days are crazy!

 

Fox News Bicycle Prank

Fox News Bicycle Prank

Pretending to have your neck slit on Fox News is hilarious, dude! No matter what a Fox News Reporter says!

 

Fox Reporter Shot At by Israeli Forces

Fox Reporter Shot At by Israeli Forces

Watch a Fox Reporter get shot at by Israilis soldiers! Goodtimes in the Middle East! When is your next family vacation there?

 

The Traffic Rap

The Traffic Rap

Traffic reporters know traffic and they know how to look like asshats.

 

Government Sex

Government Sex

Rummy really knows how to make those reporters pay attention to him. Gayness!

 

Bush Is Trapped

Bush Is Trapped

President George W. Bush is trapped when he tries to run away from a reporter. Wimp.

 

Idiot Reporter Fakes Story

Idiot Reporter Fakes Story

Instead of reporting live and on location, maybe reporters should just rent a soundstage and create locations that are less unpredictable.

 

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