Launching a new site design is never easy, especially when the office doggy runs around the place trying to lick your toes and pee on your carpeting. It distracts you from doing the things that need to be done on a website, like making it work. But don't worry, we found a pretty cool veterinarian that's willing to put the dog to sleep on the cheap. Once that happens (soon, we hope!), we should have enough time to work out all the kinks on the website, and hopefully you won't run into any errors that are too embarassing.
if you see anything weird/annoying, or just want to say hello, you can email us at talkback@liquidgeneration.com.
In honor of us failing, here's a hot chick who totally can't seem to dance like Tom Cruise a la Risky Business.
Beer Pong
Beer Pong is a drinking game that college students have been playing ever since red plastic cups and cheap beer were invented. Now Liquid Generation is bring you all this drunktastic fun in this online game.
Kristen Bell in Heroes Season 4??
Is that Kristen Bell, wearing red, in the upper left corner? Isn't living hard, after someone ate your brain?
Keanu Blinds Himself
One of the side effects of taking the Red Pill is you will never ever get a tan.
The Great J Lo Hewitt Debate
Remember those pictures of her unfavorable backside? Well it seems Jennifer Love Hewitt's two best friends had something to say about that on the red carpet last night.
And you fail again…
Oh Paris, that stunning shade of "Recently gave a blow job" red really accents your smile… and the fact that you're an idiot.
Tranny Ta-Ta's
Amanda Lepore, some sort of tranny, spilled its breasts during a recent red carpet walk. Sex is officially ruined.
Where in Time is That Red Chick?
Listen up sleuths, Carmen San Diego was spotted at the Lahore National Airport, you have 15 minutes to trap her by naming off African countries. Rockapella, take it away!
Anti-Sex LightSaber
Adrian was not only the coolest red head on the block, but he was a bona fide sith lord. With his trusty lightsaber in hand, he was guaranteed to fend off any unwanted vaginal advances.
Your Pussy is Starring at Me…
"Ma'm are you aware that your crotch is starring at me? And why do the curtains not match the carpet?"
Motorcycle Car Crash
Dippy car blatantly runs a red light, then can't even successfully swerve out of the way of an oncoming scooter. WARNING: this video is SHOCKING, GRUESOME, and you won't be able to look away.
Kate Beckinsale's Plaque
Actress Kate Beckinsale has some dirty, nasty teeth that she didn't even brush before a red carpet appearance! Get thee to a dentist, woman!
Sarah Michelle Gellar 420 Eyes
Sarah Michelle Gellar (or SMG as I call her) was caught on camera with the reddest eyes this side of Jamaica. She was hanging out with Mischa Barton, mayhaps?
Megan Fox Has A Lame Tattoo
I'm not really sure who TV actress Megan Fox is, or why she might be famous, but she walked the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards long enough for photogs to get a good shot of one stupid, nonsensical tattoo. 'Gilded butterflies'? Come on!!
Jessica's Knockers Still Defy the Force of Gravity
Jessica Simpson recently crossed the red carpet in Vegas, where she had to wear weighted shoes to prevent her boobs from lifting the rest of her to the ceiling.
Lindsay Pulls Her Dress Up
When you need to air out your crotch, clean off the top of your Red Bull can.
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