Vince Neil has a cruiseline called "Motley Cruise." I'm guessing it's for aging groupies and the Crüe fans who love them.

Birkhead prevails! Hooray for the real daddy!

Don't be distracted by his large, phallic guitar. There's a REAL "lil' Prince" he wants you to check out.

This is a real ad in Albuquerque.

He proposed… she sorta said yes!

O RLY!

The ladies from Flavor of Love are getting schooled. Hopefully they will learn how not to crap their pants.

I just love these outfits. This movie makes me want to be an ice princess.

It's cool; they're in love.

Me love you long time!

This track is an acoustic version of the first track off of the Mezzanine Owls debut album called Slingshot Echoes. We love it when a band comes in and does a version of a song that’s a lot different from the studio recording. After you listen to the Live at LG version head over to their site to hear the original.

Tara, Tara, Tara. Seriously, I don't think you know the real meaning of classy, because it includes a bra.

I love the smell of crazy in the morning.

Frances Bean is currently going through that awkward teen phase, where should could end up beautiful like her father, or a bloated stripper-turned-celebrity-turned-tragedy like her mother. Only time will tell.

Ever-freaky Courtney Love looks like a bloated, exploding French maid. Even Paris looks normal next to her.

The Enquirer published ths photo of Anna Nicole's corpse, even though the picture wasn't real. How low will they go?

For a chick whose famous for little more than her fantastic rack, you'd think she would have done this a LOOOONG time ago.

American Idol's favorite slutty contestant loves being wet. In fountains. Not that other way. But she probably likes that too.

The Daily Show goes in deep with their own version of the real REAL Laguna Beach.

This is another genius remix of "The Beetis"! You'll fall in love with diabetes, just like us!