Chinese news organizations are awesome! And so are computers! Here's a reenactment of Tiger Woods crashing his car and his wife going crazy with a golf club.

Literally. It has balls.

Choose your tank and get ready to race!

We show you the face of a beautiful young lady, the only problem is you can't see the rest of her body. You have to guess if she eats salads or small cars.

The talent of the human race astounds me every day.

If you see a bunch of car crashes in the streets when it's icy out, just pick up your video camera and laugh away!

Who the hell washes their own car anyway?

At least the car was a piece of junk.

Now you can get a car to match with your luggage or purse!

Honda, they can make robots with classical music training and cars for douchebags to modify.

If you could drop me off at my car that'd be great.

He's apologizing for the effect his sport has on global warming, not his inability to control his car.

Always have the cameras rolling, never know what fun you'll capture.

Dating her would probably cost more than keeping a Hummer fueled for the summer, hummers all cost the same, car or otherwise.

In theaters 5-9-08. Based on the classic 1960's Japanese animated series chronicling the aspirations of a young race car driver as he attempts to obtain glory, with the help of his family and the Mach 5, the advanced car created by his father.

Is this real of just some really great GTA IV viral marketing?

Sometimes the French are quite productive.

The following stunt is approved by Sir Isaac Newton.

That was totally necessary.

This week your pal Philip Norris rants about how big of an idiot Richie Sambora is for driving drunk with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.