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Sociopathlete Round-Up, 12/7

By: Tom L
December 07 2010, 3:49 PM

The road to professional sports is one of the most effective sociopath assembly lines in the world. Separated from their peers by talent as kids, pandered to as teenagers, and idolized as adults, today's college and professional athletes know that forgiveness is only one contrite press conference away. We keep track of their antisocial behavior and marvel at their sociopathleticism in the Sociopathlete Round-Up.

Sociopathlete: Lawrence Taylor, former Linebacker, New York Giants
The real LT appeared in court the other day to claim that police violated his rights when they entered a hotel room he was sleeping in to seize evidence that he had paid a sixteen-year-old runaway $300 for sex. Court papers in a related but separate case say he admitted to sex acts with the girl. What they don't say is that LT didn't even practice soliciting prostitutes during the week, he just showed up on soliciting-prostitutes-day and made it happen. But at least he's taking it seriously.

Sociopathlete: Albert Haynesworth, Defensive Lineman, Washington Redskins
Brett Favre made the list last time for doing his job. Haynesworth makes it for refusing to do his. Coach Mike Shanahan suspended him for the final four games of the season without pay. Haynesworth didn't want to play nose tackle in the team's 3-4 defense. But he also didn't want to find a new team and give up his 21 million dollar contract bonus. So he just stayed on, but also didn't do his job - the best of both worlds. He also needed 10 days to pass a conditioning test at the start of training camp, showing that you don't need athleticism to have sociopathleticism.

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The WTF Will Happen Showdown

By: LG Staff
November 16 2010, 4:16 PM


Grant/Lee. Ali/Frazier. Brady/Bieber. History is forged through conflict. In the WTF Will Happen Showdown, we pit two likely scenarios against one another, and you must decide what the future will hold. For each pair, pick the outcome that will happen first.

 

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No Country For Tommy Lee

No Country For Tommy Lee

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David Lee Roth Vocal Track

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Ipodz R 4 Smart People

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Too Sexy To Fly

Too Sexy To Fly

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Baby Bruce Lee

Baby Bruce Lee

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Lauryn Hill is a Joke...r

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Heavy Metal Diet

Heavy Metal Diet

Follow the greats like Axl Rose and Tommy Lee and get yourself in fighting shape with the Heavy Metal Diet. Side effects include alcoholism, herpes and heroin addiction.

 

Superbad R-Rated Trailer

Superbad R-Rated Trailer

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Pretty Ricky: Late Night Special

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Tommy Lee Gets Naked for PETA

Tommy Lee Gets Naked for PETA

Tommy Lee got naked to promote PETA's anti-fur movement. That's fine with me!!

 

Pam & Tommy Back Together?

Pam & Tommy Back Together?

Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee were seen kissing recently, after spending the day together with their children. Could it be a third chance for the sexy couple?

 

Tommy Lee's New [Stripper] Girlfriend

Tommy Lee's New [Stripper] Girlfriend

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Jon Carry We R StucK in Irak

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Crazy Light Shirt

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Throw Something at…R. Kelly!

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