Christina Aguilera is still swamped with rumors that she's three months pregnant, but one thing is for sure: she wants to get into acting! She's reading scripts; hopefully they're better than "Glitter," "Crossroads," and "From Justin to Kelly."

NSFW: Judd Apatow's new movie starring George Michael from Arrested Development. I'm wetting myself with anticipation

Kelly Ripa rode the mechanical bull... and looked hot doing it!

These 18-year-olds (they call themselves Peer Pressure) are dancing to a Pretty Ricky song in response to a competition that the R&B group help. Peer Pressure is available for parties, ladies.

Kelly's plumped up of late, but that doesn't stop her from chatting up some chubby fans.

These two make a fug-fabulous couple! Who's got the flask?

Kelly Brook looks good in a bikini. Just sayin'.

Still-skinny Mary-Kate Olsen looked stunning (as in, we're still stunned by this look) when she walked the red carpet wearing Kelly green, a dead raccoon, and a chestplate.

I really do idolize her. Especially her puppets.

Kelly Clarkson chugging Jack Daniels with a metal band. Oh Kelly"" you're soooo hardcore!!

Oh those hilarious soldiers! Catch them this Friday at the Funnybone Comedy Club in Rotterdam, NY!

Kelly wants some shoes. Betch.

Now everyone will know you think “BOYZ R STUPID” even when the lights are out.

R. Kelly is a pervert. That's why you should throw little children at him.