And the baby's first words are going to be "Wha Whaaaa!" Hey oh!

This is either really fake or really freaking awesome. Maybe it's both!

Find out if America's hottest hockey mom, Sarah Palin, wants to have your babies.

If these woman breastfed, their babies would have a BAC content of AWESOME!

Oh how adorkable.

Too much of a good thing.

Ashlee Simpson's pregnancy has created what will be an epic "Boob-off" between Ashlee and Jessica, Master of Incest, Joe Simpson, of course will be the referee.

If she thinks getting off The Pill and getting into baby-making position with a dude from Good Charlotte shows her new found maturity she's got another thing coming (a dumb baby).

You can tell a true auteur filmed this by the choice of looking at the baby through bars to symbolize his future behind them.

Many have speculated as to how Hayden Panettiere has not become addicted to sex, drugs and booze, the answer is she has a different addiction, eating the heads off babies.

Do you want to wait months for the birth of Tom Cruise’s baby? Don’t worry, you can see all the action right here. Vaginal birth is cool!

From the hit album "Ret It Be".

This week Philip Norris reports on Paris Hilton's brother, Gary Coleman and the writer's strike.

Did you know babies are total idiots and have no idea lemons taste sour?

In 2023 we'll hopefully be celebrating the 25th anniversy of "...Baby One More Time" by performing in flying saucers on Mars.

The hair is not distracting from your baby bump, it just makes your whole appearance more disturbing.

Jamie Lynn has taken it upon herself to go on the web and research what it will be like to be pregnant and have a baby. It's gross!

A woman gave birth in a train toilet in China and the baby got lodged in the pipe. She later said " I just thought I had to poop"… China…

There's not much else to do in captivity really.

Wanna scare the baby Jesus out of your friends? All you have to do is wipe the frosting off this window to get a very special Christmas present.