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Make a video game controller out of anything.
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FAT KONG
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News Girl Caught With Something Between Her Legs
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Crackhead at Funeral
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Slinky on a treadmill
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Wheel of Fortune Fail
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17-year-old Pistol Whips Her Mom For a Car
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Lindsay Lohan's Boob Song
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Wii Fit with Britney Spears
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Sexy or Ugly Friend?
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Gary Busey Directs Gary Busey
Here's an outtake of an interview with Gary Busey, who is suppose to be answering questions about writer Hunter S. Thompson, but instead he telling the interviewer how to interview. Crazy is not the word.
We have long known that Etsy is for lonely females to buy cutesy arty crap from other lonely females, but this is getting out of control. Check out these Twilight Body Pillows. We're not even going to imagine what the Twilight SuperFans are going to do with these. It's just completely out of the question.
This is the face of loneliness.
Question 1: Is this a real photo or a still from the soon to be released hit sequel event of the summer, Coming To America Too, starring Tyler Perry?
Question 2: Is this a real world leader or some sort of Epcot Center exhibit?
Question 3: Do you know who this is?
Digging deeper and deeper into M Magazine, it didn't take me long to discover that I wasn't as out of touch as I had initially thought. On page 13, not only did I find out that Taylor and Taylor are both a little unsure about dating someone named Taylor, but I also found out that M Magazine readers are interested in being in the last Twilight movie, something I had blogged about 4-5 months ago.
M Magazine doesn't just pose the question though, they answer it.
"Can you be in the last Twilight movie?"
M Magazine's answer? "Yes."
I immediately started taking their advice. I went to ExploreTalent.com. Though there were no actual casting call listings for Twilight: Breaking Dawn, and it seems like a sight completely based on exploiting dreams to identify a certain marketing demographic, I signed up. I also started reading Breaking Dawn for the 9th time, as suggested, and I started really trying to be myself, as suggested.
One of their pieces of advice did seem to be a little bit of a no-brainer: "Try not to act super-duper bubbly or overly eager."
Duh! The only super-duper bubbly vampire in the Twilight series is Alice. Do I look like Alice?
Okay, maybe just a little bit... in the eyes... and breasts.
Chuck McCarthy is the mastermind behind IdeasByChuck.com, where he gives away great ideas in the hopes that you turn them into reality and remember to send him a small percentage of your profits. He Twitters here and Tumbls here. Chuck will be guest blogging for LiquidGeneration the next couple weeks!
I have no idea what Michael Jordan's been doing since he retired from basketball, but apparently he's been sucking at Twitter. Badly. Almost everyday. This peak inside his brain makes us believe that he might be the most boring super talented person in the world. He's defintely no Shaq, whose tweets routinely make us go lolwhut (lolwhu!?!). Here's a sample of the basketball legend's greatest non-hits:
Clearly, Michael Jordan is your 55-year-old mom with a huge crush on somebody.
This is the only he can say about the New Years? You ate too many shrimp. You're a legend and this is your only comment about NYE. Fantastic. At least we know we had a better NYE than somebody.
TWO HANDS TOGETHER, PEOPLE. LET'S CLAP IT UP. MICHAEL JORDAN DOES WHAT I DO EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT AFTER DRINKING A 24 PACK OF PABST.
Clearly, Gizmodo should hire this guy.
Ok, we have to hand it to MJ. This is a question worth asking. If you're 4-years-old. Or high. He was probably high.
If you'd like periodic updates from LG, you can follow us on Twitter @liquidgen. We promise to be just as boring as MJ and not spam you.
For some reason a box of Sprinkles Cupcakes, Mrs. Fields Cookies, and some leftover Halloween cookies were sitting on an empty desk inside LG Headquarters. So was a bottle of the weightloss drug Zantrex (we have no idea how that got there...perhaps somebody is sending us a message? Collectively, the company only weights 50000 billion pounds so I don't what that message can be). Anyway, thought we'd open up an LG store to give some of this stuff away (except the Zantrex!). If you'd like any of these things please let us know. Or if you have any other questions or complaints. Our email talkback@liquidgeneration.com!
Dear Helga,
I’ve always been fit, but recently, I’ve been stressed out and working a lot, and I’ve put on 10 pounds. I’m horrified by it, but my boyfriend says that he can’t tell the difference. I find that extremely hard to believe. Are guys really that nonchalant about weight?
Dear Tenner,
Of the few certainties in life, you can be certain of two things: 1.) men don’t fake orgasm – and 2.) are NOT nonchalant about YOUR weight.
Even though your BF may be carrying the last 50 beers he drank around his belly, your extra dime is a bigger crown of thorns for him than for you. But – he is wisely taking the passive approach – for now. He wants to see if you are really as horrified as you claim to be.
Get your tonnage back to the gym big-cheeks. You’re not following process. First you marry him and pop out 2.5 children THEN you can cut your hair, gain your weight, quit your job and whatever else you women do before settling on the couch for the next 30 years.
Love,
Helga
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Are You A Freak In Bed?
Come one, come all, to the bedroom big top! Your sex life can seem like a circus sideshow sometimes. The question is: Are you a center-ring attraction beneath the sheet or are you the kind of freak that gets stuck outside the tent and pelted with tomatoes?
Courtney Love Has A Turtle On Her Head
Since this is Courtney Love, we're not even going to bother to ask questions about what's going on here.
Dude Answers Trivia on Rollercoaster
Here's a guy who's tries to answer trivia questions while on a rollercoaster. Will he or won't he barf all over himself!?!
Whud'Ya Know? High School
On this week’s edition of the internet famous Whud’Ya Know, we ask you questions about High School! Do you have what it takes to get every single answer correct?
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How Superstitious Are You?
In this quiz, we’ll ask you a series of questions about famous superstitions and other urban legends to try and gauge your overall gullibility. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor. Own it 12/16 on 2-Disc DVD & Blu-ray.
Jessica Simpson Eats Meat
Obviously this is a thinly veiled blow job joke, the question is does Jessica realize that?
Slipknot - La Bamba
This answers the question of why they wear masks; they're a bunch of Mexicans evading border patrol.