You're sexy. Check. You've got hot dancing skills. Check. You're at some sort of outdoor pole-dance competition. Check. And you just lotioned your hands up -- OH NOOOOOOO!

This dudes watches in amazement as his girlfriend takes a banana like a true champ!

Have you ever played this new music game? We show you pictures, you put them together and then you're a rock star. Play this while you're avoiding your family during Christmas.

This truck may only be a semi, but is fully pimped-out. Who needs trucker speed when you have 2,500,000 watts of neon keeping you awake!

In this photo released by the Glendale Police Department, Nicole Richie's booking mug shot is seen after her arrest early Monday, Dec. 11, 2006, for investigation of driving under the influence of alcohol, in Glendale, Calif. California Highway Patrol officers took the 25-year-old daughter of pop singer Lionel Richie into custody without incident after she failed a field sobriety test, CHP Officer Todd Workman said.

The Video Game Awards just happened, and since the actual awards show sucked, here's a little quiz that will test your knowledge of games that have very little to do with awards.

I’m dreaming of a Black Christmas, thanks to these boobs!

On Canadian Idol, apparently if you fart during your audition, you're in!

At Christmas everybody’s got a little soul.

Don’t miss our tips for getting the perfect gamer gifts this holiday season, featuring Special Guest Star: S&M Santa! Ho, ho, holy crap it’s some boobs!

Landon Pigg brought his guitar over to our studio and played a couple of intimate songs for us that we still can’t get out of our heads. This is the first song he played, called “Eggshells,” and look for more on the site soon.

The Village Green stopped by our studios and lived up to their name by giving us a pretty amazing acoustic cover of the Kinks’ classic “Waterloo Sunset.”

The Happy Feet Happy Meal now comes with a handy penguin-shaped toothpaste dispenser!

The Village Green are a rock band originally from Portland, OR. If you like the Rock the way it used to be then they are right up your alley. Check out this guitar and piano version of the track “Life On The Run.”

The cake got 5 full pages, but the rest of the wedding album featured the bride and groom: a tiny Japanese immigrant woman and her white, 350-lb. programmer husband.

Seriously, they have everthing in Japan. Tell me, what can't you but in a vending machine?

I. AM. PROGRAMMED. TO. SERVE. YOU. ICE. COLD. BEVERAGES. OF. A. REFRESHING. NATURE.. PLEASE. TIP. YOUR. ROBOTENDER..

Apparently Beyonce was tired of Tyra showing her up with her crappy wigs, so Miss Bootylicious got one at the Halloween store.

Whoops! Mischa forgot to zip up after she whipped it out at a public rest room.

Friends of Britney Spears have confirmed the ongoing rumor that the actress cuts herself. Apparently she was seen grinding a butter knife against her wrist as she spoke of the stresses and pressure of her life.