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Who Has The Best CGI/Animated Chesticles?

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 12 2009, 12:18 PM

In this month's Playboy Magazine, supernerd James Cameron said he designed his female Avatar aliens with breasts, even though they're not placental mammals (don't worry, we have no idea what that means either!). Since the movie cost around $500 million and it's in 3D, we can only hope that those boobs are so amazing they pop out of the screen and punch us in the face so hard they give us a black eye. We hope! But what if they aren't? Whose computer generated/animated boobs will you fall back on?

We've always been partial to Angelina Jolie in Beowulf, which you probably didn't see because the movie sucked. But damn, look! They even made her eyes look like she wants nothing to do with us, just like in real life!

 

Do you have any favorite computer generated characters? Share in the comments. Watch our 10 Sexiest Cartoon Characters if you need a little help deciding.

 

Tyra Banks, Now 100% More Annoying

Tyra Banks, Now 100% More Annoying

100% more Annoying or a 100% Fierce? We'd like to punch her in the face either way - in a total non-wife-beat-y sort of way!

 

Cat Tug of War With Meat

Cat Tug of War With Meat

They are so adorable and greedy we want to punch them in the face.

 

Sophia Monk Turns On The Bright Lights

Sophia Monk Turns On The Bright Lights

Yes, she's one of our favorites. And yes, we don't know who that dude is standing next to her but we want to punch him in the face and steal Sophia away.

 

10 Best Athletes Who Are Bad Sports

10 Best Athletes Who Are Bad Sports

It's funny how certain athletes dominate in every aspect of their sport...except good sportsmanship. Check out this collection of death threats, sucker punches, and riots, to see for yourself.

 

10 Most Annoying Cartoon Characters

10 Most Annoying Cartoon Characters

Here are some cartoon characters we'd really like to punch in the face.

 

Ricky Gervais & Elmo Are Hilarious

Ricky Gervais & Elmo Are Hilarious

Here's Rickey Gervais and Sesame Street's Elmo. Both have hilarious laughs, which makes us want to punch them in the face, too.

 

Surfing for Seniors

Surfing for Seniors

If you have a parent or grandparent who can't seem to operate a computer like, you might want to show them this video. You can punch them in the face teaching them some other technology.

 

A-hole Pelican Eats Pigeon

A-hole Pelican Eats Pigeon

Next time you see this Pelican in your pond, punch him in this face for me.

 

Donkey Punch Trailer

Donkey Punch Trailer

The title so literal it will blow your mind.

 

Amy Winehouse Punches A Fan

Amy Winehouse Punches A Fan

In this video, Amy Winehouse punches a fan during a concert at Glastonbury. Nobody knows whether the dude got AIDS.

 

Office Punching!

Office Punching!

This is what happens when a man with too much time on his hands makes a fist.

 

Brooke Hogan Tries To Bounce

Brooke Hogan Tries To Bounce

The punching bags Hulk had installed on his daughters chest show no signs of life.

 

American Idol Punch Out

American Idol Punch Out

It's your turn to beat the crap out of those judges from American Idol.

 

Halo 3 Korean Promo

Halo 3 Korean Promo

To sell Halo3 in the states just give us violence. Korea went with Master Chief punching a dinosaur and dancing on the subway. Way to go Korea!

 

Local News Re-enacts Senator's Gay Encounter

Local News Re-enacts Senator's Gay Encounter

Nothing beats asking the weatherman, in his sandals, to help act out sex solicitation before Law & Order can beat you to the punch. Everybody pile on Senator Craig!

 

Zune Phone Ad

Zune Phone Ad

Microsoft is a pretty popular punching bag these days in i-culture. Luckily while apple fanboys make these videos, Bill can dry his tears in his sacks of money.

 

Rihanna's Brass-Knuckle Boots

Rihanna's Brass-Knuckle Boots

These boots kick ass! Literally! Err, but if you took them off and put them on your hand, they could *literally* punch you in the face.

 

Skiing Ostrich

Skiing Ostrich

If you try to tell me this video is fake I will punch you in the butthole.

 

Coaster Punch

Coaster Punch

Just because there's a camera that takes your picture on a roller coaster doesn't mean you can punch a girl.

 

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