Froot Loops now have straws made of cereal to suck up your leftover milk! No more looking like a slob, drinking from the bowl.

Inexplicably, this dog wants whatever the thinks is at the bottom of this toilet bowl. And the toilet water pays the ultimate price.

Cuz mah bowl still emptah.

Classy network ESPN aired footage of Payton Manning dancing in a play as an 8th grader. You'll never look at pro quarterbacks the same again!

I love the XXX-Games. I'm a pro-BMXXXer. Hee hee.

In 1985 the Chicago Bears won the Superbowl, and created the greatest rap video ever to celebrate. Now that they're up against the Colts for 2007's 'Bowl, we'd like to play this video as a loving tribute to a stupendous line-up. I love you, Sweetness. I love you, McMahon.

It’s time for the best bowl ever! No, not a bowl full of Cookie Crisp… a bowl full of Super!

More from the Paris Exposed files! Here she smokes a bowl in an elevator that's clearly marked "NO SMOKING."

Kevin Federline did a Nationwide Insurance commercial that's scheduled to air during the Super Bowl – and people are upset that it's insulting to fast food workers!

Ever taken a 10-pound bowling ball to the groin? Well watch someone who did!

Learn how to cook a turkey like a pro. This is W.M. Dee’s Knutts secret recipe!

This is why rugby is also known as "Skull Bowling"

BEHOLD! Twenty or so hot chicks passing around the pigskin in skimpy lingerie.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.