Crazy Japanese TV is always there to brighten your day. This guy bounces around like a real life Kirby.

When we first thought up the idea for the Live at LG acoustic sessions this is pretty much what we had in mind. One guy, one keyboard and goose bumps!

At first it looks like this kid is a big old douche bag, but near the end he knocks the other guy to the floor, with some major speed. Wax on, Wax off my friend.

These used car guys are such cheap bastards, they have no problem swearing at you.

Two guys just talking about what guys talk about. In a public restroom. While standing at the urinals.

This guy's guardian angel must have been riding shotgun – because he got REALLY lucky!!

Stop-motion magic allows this guy to shave his face with a banana. Clean, smooth, and delicious!

These amateur doctors remove a cyst from a guy's neck! WARNING: Really gross!!!

Thank God this guy took the time to make his custom rims beautiful. Now that's some fine airbrushing!

A small string quartet plays in an outdoor café – and pwns a guy on the phone!

This guy "hacked" a Coke machine with his cell phone, making it dispense quarters and free water – but then revealed his trick!

This guy shows you how to "hack" an elevator and go directly to the floor of your choice.

This guy is so proud of all the weight he's lost, that he gladly suffocates passers-by with his massive stomach skin. Tuck THAT!

For the modern Japanese business man! This guy uses his commute time to get some much needed dental work done.

This news footage (Spanish?) shows a street fight between five men – they guy in all black takes on the other four! Awesome!

We like this guy because he likes boobs almost as much as we do!!

Peter learns the hard way about the importance for fireworks safety.

More fun Mentos and Coke tricks. Thank god these guys have so much free time on their hands; what'd we do with out such a thrilling video?

Kanye West and P. Diddy were guests at England's "concert for Diana," where they posed with her son, Prince Harry. Kanye wore douche-bag 80s Pringles sunglasses and Diddy sported the classiest Diana t-shirt he could find in the hamper. Great job, guys.

The Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey is surprisingly cute, despite having a Michael Jackson/Skeletor nose. Lookit the little guy!!