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Dick Cheney's Duck Hunt

Dick Cheney's Duck Hunt
This week Dick Cheney shoots a man, TomKat almost breaks up, and Kid Rock and Scott Stapp touch magic sticks. Disgusting, weird and newsworthy.
2/17/2006

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Clay Is Not Gay?

Clay Is Not Gay?
This week Bush will address the nation, Google loves the communists, Joaquin Phoenix almost dies, Chris Penn does die, and Clay Aiken is gay.
1/27/2006

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Bush & Sovereignty

Bush & Sovereignty
We can no longer laugh when we see something like this. We cry rivers of tears.
1/27/2006

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Chuck Norris Surfs The Net

Chuck Norris Surfs The Net
This week the internet made fun of Chuck Norris, the Golden Globes bored people, Jolie and Pitt hyphenate they’re kids’ names, and Goatse frightens your friend.
1/20/2006

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Best of Bush

Best of Bush
See America's Finest President talk like a two-year-old. It's inspirational.
1/20/2006

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Bush Is A Drunk

Bush Is A Drunk
We know that Dubya had a drinking problem, but we didn’t know he was still a drunk.
12/22/2005

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The Sad Split of Jessica and Nick

The Sad Split of Jessica and Nick
This week Jessica and Nick call it quits, President Bush gives a hilarious speech and Vince Vaughn is a drunk!
12/2/2005

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Bush Is Trapped

Bush Is Trapped
President George W. Bush is trapped when he tries to run away from a reporter. Wimp.
11/23/2005

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Paris Is Starving For Nachos

Paris Is Starving For Nachos
This week Dubya’s poll numbers are in the toilet, Lindsay Lohan wants to get married, Paris’ boytoy crashes a Bentley, and more celeb debauchery.
11/11/2005

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Suck My News Weekly: Vince Vaughn Gets Lucky

Suck My News Weekly: Vince Vaughn Gets Lucky
This week Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston hook up, Bush and Bono have lunch together, Michael Jackson gets called for jury duty and other signs the world is a truly crunked-up place.
10/21/2005

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