If you don't get this guy a present, he'll forever stare at you from across the room.

This week Jesus talks about his favorite Christmas presents of all time: boobs.

In theaters 6-13-08. Directed by M. Night Shyamalan. With Mark Wahlberg, Zooey Deschanel. A paranoid thriller about a family on the run from a natural crisis that presents a large-scale threat to humanity.

Britney presents a strong case for both sides, looking at her it is hard to argue there is an "intelligent design" while it is also questionable we are moving forward as a species.

Wanna scare the baby Jesus out of your friends? All you have to do is wipe the frosting off this window to get a very special Christmas present.

In theaters 10-26-07. Jigsaw and his apprentice Amanda are dead. The genesis of Jigsaw's evil is unveiled, exposing the puppet master's true intentions and the sinister plan for his past, present and future victims.

Whoose boobs gets Cosbi-fied this week when Bill Cosby presents a line up of his favorite celebrity boobs!

Squeaky voiced man-children of the past and present collide when MJ gives San J a ring in the latest installment of LG’s mind blowing phone tap series.

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present… Tony Danzig.

I hope that bedspread was a Christmas present from someone sexy!

These girls have been very, VERY good this year! Santa's got a present for them to unwrap!!

Sure you could buy this present for a friend, but wouldn't you rather just insult his taste in music?

We now present you with the vocal stylings of Mister Kevin Federline!

Joan Rivers shows up to present at an Australian award show, and insults them while drunk. Take that, Mel Gibson!

Don’t know what to get everybody for Christmas? Why don’t you take a look at our crappy shopping guide?