It doesn't have to be so complicated if you promise to keep your mouth shut and and a bikini on.

This picture was made for Perez Hilton's automated draw splooge around the mouth machine.

When reporting on bird over population, always look directly up with your mouth wide open. That's where the real story is.

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Brian Austin Green had his crotch fondled by Megan Fox. Looks like she had a whole other kind of turkey in her mouth this weekend.

This interview of Vanessa Hudgens aired yesterday on the Tyra Banks show. The irony of what comes out of the amateur nude model's mouth is amazing.

Daniel Radcliffe's recent photoshoot as a leather daddy left Emma Watson's mouth agape! Wow, Harry Potter gets pornier day by day!

The Grindhouse auteur got his shrimping on at a night club when some hot-footed hussy seduced his mouth with her toes. Goddamm I'm gonna hurl.

Curtis Allgier's face and neck tattoos include various decorative swasticas, "skin head" or his brow, F.U.N. on his chin, SS bolts on his cheeks, a crucifix, "Property of Jolene" on his forehead, a Doc Martin boot on his nose, and the "Hatebreed" logo above his mouth.

For some god-awful reason, someone had the idea to promote Amy Winehouse by wrapping a couple port-a-potties with her likeness. The obvious connections have been made.

They can act, they can sing, but most of the time, they have no idea how to talk. It’s amazing how celebrities let the most insane things come out of their mouths!

It always hurts when you have a face coming out of your mouth. But then again, who cares?

Break out your glock and put a mouth in your sock. Here’s a rap song featuring The Transformers, the baddest bots in Compton.

Liver spots? Check. Bags under the eyes? Check. Sagging mouth? Check. Creepy old lady neck? Check. Looks like Goldie Hawn should be CHECKing in at her plastic surgeon!

What's sexier than a massive woman mouth-raping a tiny, tiny man? Not much, my friend.

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"To Catch A Predator" investigates this guy's thang.

We're surprised that Bob Ross doesn't actually spit into the squirrel's mouth to feed it.

Nothing tastes better than some nice shinny metal shoved in your mouth.

This keyboard needs it's mouth washed out with soap.