Excavator Skills |
Views: 5199 |
Confused Dog |
Views: 5000 |
Sexy Flexible Girl |
Views: 3089 |
Flawed Oil Change |
Views: 3042 |
Cat Mistake |
Views: 3018 |
Super Smart Chimp |
Views: 2986 |
Wheelchair Drifting |
Views: 2974 |
Making a Wooden Lamp Shade |
Views: 2536 |
Playing Jenga |
Views: 2347 |
King Penguin Hug |
Views: 2264 |
The blog feature that needs no explanation.


I'm always telling myself I'm going to take up yoga, since there's a yoga studio across the street from my place and I have knee pain that I'm nearly positive is the result of poor flexibility. Unfortunately, whenever I google "yoga" it degenerates into an image search. The result is the Hot Yoga Pose Of The Week segment. Here's the Bow Pose.
Digging deeper and deeper into M Magazine, it didn't take me long to discover that I wasn't as out of touch as I had initially thought. On page 13, not only did I find out that Taylor and Taylor are both a little unsure about dating someone named Taylor, but I also found out that M Magazine readers are interested in being in the last Twilight movie, something I had blogged about 4-5 months ago.
M Magazine doesn't just pose the question though, they answer it.
"Can you be in the last Twilight movie?"
M Magazine's answer? "Yes."

I immediately started taking their advice. I went to ExploreTalent.com. Though there were no actual casting call listings for Twilight: Breaking Dawn, and it seems like a sight completely based on exploiting dreams to identify a certain marketing demographic, I signed up. I also started reading Breaking Dawn for the 9th time, as suggested, and I started really trying to be myself, as suggested.
One of their pieces of advice did seem to be a little bit of a no-brainer: "Try not to act super-duper bubbly or overly eager."
Duh! The only super-duper bubbly vampire in the Twilight series is Alice. Do I look like Alice?

Okay, maybe just a little bit... in the eyes... and breasts.
Chuck McCarthy is the mastermind behind IdeasByChuck.com, where he gives away great ideas in the hopes that you turn them into reality and remember to send him a small percentage of your profits. He Twitters here and Tumbls here. Chuck will be guest blogging for LiquidGeneration the next couple weeks!
Nothing screams festive like a holiday photo of a scantily clad woman of questionable intelligence posing with her lovely lumps.

Much like Santa's sack, Nadia Suleman's uterus is the gift that keeps on giving. Now, pass the eggnog! (Maybe hold the egg on her's.)
I love how the two a-holes below them are posing for a picture. Those are lifetime friends.
We show you a picture of our sexy model Amber in a pose and you have to guess if it's a yoga position or a position from the Kama Sutra!
Here's "Saved By The Bell's" Screech, aka Dustin Diamond, posing with his beloved He-Man figures. Once a dork, always a dork.
Jessica Alba posed as Charlie Chaplin for a recent photo shoot because she was told to not because she had any idea whom he was.
Oh, those kids, they sure know how to pose for a candid, uncontroversial photo...
Justin Long and Drew Barrymore were "caught" frollicking on the beach together. "Caught" as in after numerous calls to the paparazzi they began to pose weirdly on the beach.
There's just something so natural about Heidi Montag in this picture. Maybe it's her breasts or just the way she's posing like no one is looking but she just seems real.
Posing as a car seat won't get you across the border. Everyone knows that Mexican's are far too good a worker to be caught sitting for so long.
There's nothing that will get writers back to work quicker than the threat this possible "TV show" poses to the American psyche.
We don't know what it is, but by the look of that pose, we recommend all Jewish folk keep walking.
George Clooney was caught in a compromising pose as he left a local hotel. Someone's tutu is showing.
We are not quite sure if Bridgette Neilson is trying to strike a pose or frighten a small village into bringing her goods and virgins. Either way, this tranny is hideous.
Jenny McCarthy strikes a fierce pose as does her "Hoo Hah". This is not so much a camel toe as it is a coin purse.
Four girls posed for a hot MySpace booty shot. Look closely and you'll see the girl who will shoot them tomorrow after study hall.