Star Trek is no longer for dorks! It's for dorks who like boobs and The Hills.

LG’s own pint-sized fly of love grills the star of Hot Rod and SNL on all things sexy! Be sure to see the movie, in theaters August 3rd!

This week the Spanish Fly interviews actor Efren Ramirez. Don’t know who he is? Yes you do. He played Pedro in Napoleon Dynamite. Watch him discuss his new movie Crank -- and his ding-dong!

Sarah Palin's legs are so much hotter than Barack Obama's.

Here's a first look at porn star Lisa Ann. She's going to be playing Sarah Palin in the Hustler porno about the VP candidate. Schwing!

We show you a picture of someone with their faces covered and you have to tell us if it's a porn star or a pop star!

Some jobs really, really, really suck.

We feel so sorry for this dude who just made out with Star Jones.

Seth Rogen and James Franco star in Pineapple Express, in theaters August 6. For restricted content, visit RideTheExpress.com

The Disney circle of life has been completed as the former star returns home to ride Alice in Wonderland with her girlfriend.

The shocking thing is you don't have to feel guilty looking at her, she's actually 23 and far from starring in any actual High School Musicals.

Mankind has almost achieved its final purpose, a porn video game. We eagerly await the release of “Gorgasm: The Legend of Dong Slayer", Mr. Jordan.

George Lucas is always fond of replacing people with machines, sorry Mr. Williams.

Learn all the ins and outs of Nintendo's WiiFit with chunktastic pop star Britney Spears!

These stars can’t keep their filthy rich hands off each other!

See if you can tell the difference between a slutty porn star and a sexy pop star. STDs totally not included.

Featuring from pretty much every viral star of the last two years.

Stars like transforming even more than Transformers like transforming!

Time for you to put on your horny hat and see if the picture you're looking at is a Pop Star or Porn Star. Jeopardy this is not.

In theaters 5-8-08. Robert Downey Jr. stars as Tony Stark/Iron Man in the first adaptation of the comic book superhero.