Miss America Pops Out Tooth

Miss America Pops Out Tooth

Girls don't fart and they're not suppose to poop. They're also not suppose to slide their teeth off on TV.

 

Bird Poops in Mouth

Bird Poops in Mouth

When reporting on bird over population, always look directly up with your mouth wide open. That's where the real story is.

 

Poop Dress

Poop Dress

This woman married her husband in one of the famous Charmin public restrooms in New York and yes… that dress is made from toilet paper.

 

Abortion Flush

Abortion Flush

A woman gave birth in a train toilet in China and the baby got lodged in the pipe. She later said " I just thought I had to poop"… China…

 

Glittery Poop

Glittery Poop

Gold Pills that are guaranteed to improve your "self worth" and make your "down under mouth" produce golden fecal-ness.

 

Poop Pals

Poop Pals

While taking a dump on your friends, it is always polite to bring reading material for both you and your toilet.

 

All Aboard The Poop Train

All Aboard The Poop Train

Seriously? Where in the world is this a problem? Please tell us, we would like to know when traveling, which public transit network to avoid. Another thing… why are the other passengers just sitting there?

 

Man Poops in Planter at the Mall

Man Poops in Planter at the Mall

This possibly-homeless creep decided he had to go *so bad* that he dropped trou and $#@t in a planter. Classy.

 
 
 

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