Hurry, hide in the closet. Don’t make a sound!

A man sized cell phone fell from the fumbling hands of a giant, crushing a car and killing two people. Ok truth time.. It's just a PR stunt for Motorola's new Razr 2.

In theaters 11-9-07. Southland Tales is an ensemble piece set in the futuristic landscape of Los Angeles on July 4, 2008, as it stands on the brink of social, economic and environmental disaster. Boxer Santaros is an action star who's stricken with amnesia. His life intertwines with Krysta Now, an adult film star developing her own reality television project, and Ronald Taverner, a Hermosa Beach police officer who holds the key to a vast conspiracy.

What happens when you insert metal pins through your taint and attach them to a rope, all in order to pull a car for your friends? A wicked awesome time, that’s what!

Computer nerds around the world go from floppy (disk drive) to hard (disk drive) when they see this beauty roll down the street.

These firemen know that they can lift their chief's car with their hoses. Now they must ponder if they should have...

Ever wonder why it would be a really bad idea to throw an egg at the President's car? This is why that would be a very bad idea.

The Iceman wants to sell you a car from "The Danger Zone". He will do anything to beat Maverick's prices.

Your car breaks down. Do you push it to the side? Do you have sex on the hood? This sign offers no help.

Britney crashes her Benz cause she's a total "braniac" y'all.

This week we had Tokyo Police Club in the studio where they played us a handful of songs including this pretty impressive version of ‘Your English is Good.’

TPC were so good we just had to give youa bonus track this week. Here they are with an acoustic version of ‘Shoulders and Arms.’

Next time your car runs out of gas or your tire goes flat, screw AAA. Pull out your phone and dial a Mershaq.

I would like to see one of the baggers ask if you needed help out to your car, as you were trying on your new plastic shirt.

Zsa Zsa late husband claims he was robbed and forced to undress by three woman, at gunpoint. Oddly enough they didn’t steal his car or his cell phone... Someone's pants are on fire.

Worst Hood Ornament Ever!

These used car guys are such cheap bastards, they have no problem swearing at you.

This car door folds DOWNWARD underneath the body! Take THAT, Delorean!

Some douche probably inherited this car from his grandpa, then just *had* to trick it out.

This video finally reveals what is to blame for most NASCAR, stock car, etc., racing car crashes.