PHOTOS
Mickey's eye's are slowly being shut by his plastic surgeon. It's for the best as his career quickly fades away.
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8/4/2007
PHOTOS
Sharon Stone looks like a raven-haired zombie, sucking the blood of small children out of a cleverly disguised coffee cup.
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7/2/2007
PHOTOS
There's a sinkhole in Mexico, and it's in Britney's ass. Too bad it couldn't suck up any of her cellulite (or crappy weave, for that matter).
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6/6/2007
PHOTOS
Apparently losing enough weight to make you look like a crack-ho inspired Jenna to plump up her face with 5 gallons of collagen. Desperation takes its toll, Jenna....
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6/1/2007
PHOTOS
Courtney, have you ever heard of the term "aging gracefully"? No? Okay, nevermind.
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4/4/2007
PHOTOS
The jury is out for some, but for those of us who've been following the recent growth of the celebutard's lady-pillows, I think she's gotten something done.
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3/26/2007
PHOTOS
Crüe drummer Tommy Lee has a girlfriend, and the only question left to ask is: What back alley did he meet her in?
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3/6/2007
PHOTOS
Frances Bean is currently going through that awkward teen phase, where should could end up beautiful like her father, or a bloated stripper-turned-celebrity-turned-tragedy like her mother. Only time will tell.
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3/6/2007
PHOTOS
Ever-freaky Courtney Love looks like a bloated, exploding French maid. Even Paris looks normal next to her.
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3/6/2007
VIDEOS
Former Idol Kellie Pickler returned to the AI stage, only to get oggled by Ryan Seabreast. I mean Seacrest.
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3/2/2007