This is a tricky one. Can you find the baby?

One of Paris Hilton’s stupid boyfriends crashed her Bently into a truck. See the dumbassery unfold!

This week Dubya’s poll numbers are in the toilet, Lindsay Lohan wants to get married, Paris’ boytoy crashes a Bentley, and more celeb debauchery.

For some reason there are many celebrities that look like Saddam Hussein. Can you tell the difference?

This week K-Fed’s rap song leaks on the internet, Leonardo DiCaprio breaks up with Gisele, and Mohammad Ali comes face to face with the Angel of Death.

The rock stars of the 1970s were awesome because they did lots of drugs and they never shaved their pubes.

Watch people fall into a water bed. We're hoping one of those beds is filled with urine.

This video proves that Star Wars is all about the gays.

Yes, but how old do you have to be?

Here's a picture of Lindsay Lohan's inspiration. Hopefully her boobs will look as big as this guy's.

We hear the sound of opportunity knocking on Pat Morita's door.

Jackass Steve O made an appearance on Adam Corolla's show. BTW, he was blitzed-to-the-tits wasted and had to be escorted off the set.

Before these girls beat the crap out of each other, they each do a little dance. This is the way it's done in the ghetto. Accept.

This is the raw footage of the New Orleans police beating. It's longer, funnier and bloodier than the original!

We wonder if we look this hot while changing our clothes. Sadly, we'll never know because we change our clothes in the dark.

Here is proof that Jessica Simpson has some of the bounciest boobs in Hollywood.

Nothing says "punk rock" like flashing your angry black bra at the camera. Grrrrrrrr!

Instead of reporting live and on location, maybe reporters should just rent a soundstage and create locations that are less unpredictable.

No, Kate Moss did not snort a boatload of blow before filming this White Stripes music video. Or so we'd like to think.

Ah, the days when Lindsay Lohan had boobs. We long for those days.