So bike racing is kind of like Nascar in spandex, bigger the crash the better.

Hello everyone, this is your captain speaking. If you would take a moment to look out the window to your left, the plane will tip over, thank you.

This probably won't help John Madden get on a plane anytime soon.

Don't be too quick to assume the Juice has a friend in the nutjob at his lawyer's press conference yesterday. Jimmy Kimmel shows that he loves Paris and MJ too.

This girl's outfit was too sexy for her plane. She could however, fly the LG Sluts R Awesome Airlines any day. You can see her undies at 1:34, just looking out for ya.

The husband can be heard saying he "knew this would happen". Um, then why the hell did you let her drive? Did he know because he cut the brake line?

Translation of commentary: This is what racing is about! High speed collisions, the closer to fatality the better!

Britney crashes her Benz cause she's a total "braniac" y'all.

When Hooters Air failed, they sold their fleer of planes to an old-people nudist resort. Then some creep took a photo.

This video finally reveals what is to blame for most NASCAR, stock car, etc., racing car crashes.

Dippy car blatantly runs a red light, then can't even successfully swerve out of the way of an oncoming scooter. WARNING: this video is SHOCKING, GRUESOME, and you won't be able to look away.

This guy hits a tollbooth head-on at full speed... and the car explodes on impact!

Trucker speed has its upsides – don't let this happen to you!

You have to wait until the end of the video, but these two redneck Jackass-wannabes manage to pop a couple wheelies on a crappy golf cart before it takes them out. Awesome!

This retarded terrorist thought he could escape the police with a motorcycle, but he didn't take into account how easily they could crash him!!

Singer Brandy was involved in a fatal car accident on Dec. 30, 2006, and was caused when Brandy's 2007 Land Rover collided with this 2005 Toyota, resulting in a four-car pile-up.

On Dec. 30, 2006, Brandy's Land Rover collided with a 2005 Toyota, which was struck by this '89 Acura.

Nicole got into an accident on the set of a movie she's filming in Los Angeles. The truck towing the Jag she was in took a turn too wide – and slipped on the slippery pavement, hitting a pole.

Like a beached whale, no one really cares when a plane crashes on the beach.

I guess this guy was taking this tight turn much to fast!