In theaters 4-11-08. Donna's senior prom is supposed to be the best night of her life, though a sadistic killer from her past has different plans for her and her friends.

With these wigs, I can finally steal those North Korean nuclear plans!

In theaters 6-28-08. The “July 20 Plot” on Hitler’s life is one of the most heroic but least known episodes of World War Two. Severely wounded in combat, Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg returns from Africa to join the German Resistance and help create Operation Valkyrie, the complex plan that will allow a shadow government to replace Hitler’s once he is dead.

After seeing this octopuses teeth, the entire LG staff dropped their crap insurance and joined the cephalopod dental plan.

A man went to this week's monday night football game with some foam, a tongue, and a plan. Well played.

When there just isn't enough time to fiddle with your gun safe its good to know you have a "back up" plan in the form of a shotgun mounted to your bed.

Britney Spears attempts to sell greedy consumers more useless crap, this time taking the form of her own perfume. We don't plan on speaking for everyone, but what woman wants to smell like Kevin Federline's crotch and Papst Blue Ribbon?

Someone left Dina Lohan in the dryer too long and she done shrunked. 3 feet or not, she still plans on furiously ruining her daughters life.

In theaters 10-26-07. Jigsaw and his apprentice Amanda are dead. The genesis of Jigsaw's evil is unveiled, exposing the puppet master's true intentions and the sinister plan for his past, present and future victims.

Wow, Amy Whinehouse was an UGLY kid, talk about Ugly Betty. Forget rehab, they should have sent you to Planned Parenthood, 8 years earlier.

Ocean waves, salt and magic somehow combined to unleash a massive wave of foam on an Australian beach. Completely unrelated, Hollywood plans new movie, "The Foam".

Amateur stuntman Rod Kimble (ANDY SAMBERG) has a problem – his step-father Frank (IAN MCSHANE) is a jerk. Frank picks on Rod, tosses him around like a rag doll in their weekly sparring sessions, and definitely doesn’t respect him, much less his stunts. But when Frank falls ill, it’s up to Rod to stage the jump of his life, in order to save his step-father. The plan: Jump 15 buses, raise the money for Frank’s heart operation, and then…kick his ass.

Word on the street is that Hugh Hefner is planning a proposal to his number-one girl friend, Holly Madison. Go for it, Hef!

On Wednesday, January 17th, 2007, Lindsay Dee Lohan entered Wonderland Rehab Center. No word yet on any plans for liver replacement surgery.

Slim's the man with a plan that don't got no hand. Actually, he doesn't have skin. But that doesn't rhyme as well.

I've tried this method, and trust me, it works!!

Dubya is having trouble getting peace in the Middle East, so who does he call? His bestest friend in the whole world: George Bush Junior Jr! Oh yeah, and did we mention Junior Jr. is a cute little puppet?

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Samuel L. Jackson just announced plans to voice the part of God in a new audio version of The Bible.

Hear Philip Norris' plan to solve America's addiction to gas - the Charlie Sheen way!