It's time to get on a workout plan now that summer is over. Wait. Whaaaaa?

Philip Norris walks you through his five step plan on how to save on the Holidays during the recession. Look out Martha Stewart!

SUPERBAD's Greg Mottola directs this comedy about a floundering college grad (Jesse Eisenberg) who decides to work at an amusement park when his post-graduation plans fall through. In theaters this Spring!

If there is a God, his plan is really annoying.

Seeing Pink and Bai Ling out together really makes it really hard to argue for intelligent design. You really think this is a part of a plan?

What the Presidential candidates plan to do about the impending war against the machines is what we'd like to know.

Be Kind Rewind plans to make amends by reamaking "Good Burger" in the extened edition DVD.

Vote for Phillip Norris in 2008! He has a plan to end the war, stop a recession, and start telling polish jokes again!

She falls flat on her face because she is realizing how much it will cost to power the anamatronic unicorn Ty plans to install in their living room.

In theaters 4-11-08. Donna's senior prom is supposed to be the best night of her life, though a sadistic killer from her past has different plans for her and her friends.

With these wigs, I can finally steal those North Korean nuclear plans!

In theaters 6-28-08. The “July 20 Plot” on Hitler’s life is one of the most heroic but least known episodes of World War Two. Severely wounded in combat, Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg returns from Africa to join the German Resistance and help create Operation Valkyrie, the complex plan that will allow a shadow government to replace Hitler’s once he is dead.

After seeing this octopuses teeth, the entire LG staff dropped their crap insurance and joined the cephalopod dental plan.

A man went to this week's monday night football game with some foam, a tongue, and a plan. Well played.

When there just isn't enough time to fiddle with your gun safe its good to know you have a "back up" plan in the form of a shotgun mounted to your bed.

Britney Spears attempts to sell greedy consumers more useless crap, this time taking the form of her own perfume. We don't plan on speaking for everyone, but what woman wants to smell like Kevin Federline's crotch and Papst Blue Ribbon?

Someone left Dina Lohan in the dryer too long and she done shrunked. 3 feet or not, she still plans on furiously ruining her daughters life.

In theaters 10-26-07. Jigsaw and his apprentice Amanda are dead. The genesis of Jigsaw's evil is unveiled, exposing the puppet master's true intentions and the sinister plan for his past, present and future victims.

Wow, Amy Whinehouse was an UGLY kid, talk about Ugly Betty. Forget rehab, they should have sent you to Planned Parenthood, 8 years earlier.

Ocean waves, salt and magic somehow combined to unleash a massive wave of foam on an Australian beach. Completely unrelated, Hollywood plans new movie, "The Foam".