I guess these silly Asians don't know that's a word that only black people can use.

Who can piss the farthest? Question, is UPS saying Fed Ex is reliant on them or is Fed Ex saying UPS has to ship their tricks with them? You both lose.

Sienna Miller is pissed about nudie pics leaking from the set of Hippie Hippie Shake. In fairness the boobs and "hippie garden" will be covered during a CGI drug trip.

This is the height of efficiency. There is nothing, short of giving birth, that could better demonstrate a complete control of time management.

Fergie is now selling handbags that are apparently are made out of Kilts… and is that piss on her pants… again!? Oh no.. It's just sweat.

It seems all that David Beckham can do on the field is injure himself. Again, he will be out for another 6 weeks due to a torn ligament. Robot Posh is pissed.

In Germany the future has arrived. You can play video games while you pee.

Jehovah's Witnesses want to save your soul, but only if you don't attack them with water balloons. 'Cause THAT pisses them off.

A massive windstorm blew the ad panels off the stadium wall at a European soccer (AKA football) match. Player were hurt, spectators were skocked, God was pissed off.

iGasm, a new iPod-powered vibrator, is pissing off Apple because its advertisements blatantly rip of the iPod brand. Maybe Steve Jobs would be less pissy if he got a little vibe-action in his life.

Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, larger brother of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, attended Paris Hilton's recent birthday bash in Vegas. It appears as though he pissed himself, as well!

You will piss your face when you watch this surprisingly-danceable remix of Wilford Brimley's diabetes commercial.

When trying to impress a hot chick, always overdo it to the point of pissing her off.

She can bend over backwards and shoot arrows with her feet – so don't piss her off!

Here’s a collection of people who really pissed us off this year. May they burn.

Watch a man named Leeroy Jenkins piss off his World of Warcraft companions.