This week Americans celebrate Thanksgiving, but even more important they celebrate the new Xbox 360. We’re there to tell you about it.

Nothing looks hotter than a pair of giant funbags that don’t really exist.

Want to make your friend believe that they are being drafted into service by the United States Military? Well now you can with this easy and socially irresponsible email prank.

Celebrities don’t think before they talk, and that’s why they always say stupid things. People call this Diarrhea of the Mouth, or as we call it -- Celebrity Diarrhea Mouth.

This week Kanye West discusses his homophobia, Wal-Mart hires illegals, 50 Cent teaches us how to read, and Michael Jackson uses the women’s bathroom.

This baby is going to grow up to worship the devil.

Damn! You mean our Passion of the Christ DVD isn't playable in this thing?

The girl by our urinal just vomits.

This is a tricky one. Can you find the baby?

One of Paris Hilton’s stupid boyfriends crashed her Bently into a truck. See the dumbassery unfold!

For some reason there are many celebrities that look like Saddam Hussein. Can you tell the difference?

This week Dubya’s poll numbers are in the toilet, Lindsay Lohan wants to get married, Paris’ boytoy crashes a Bentley, and more celeb debauchery.

This week K-Fed’s rap song leaks on the internet, Leonardo DiCaprio breaks up with Gisele, and Mohammad Ali comes face to face with the Angel of Death.

The rock stars of the 1970s were awesome because they did lots of drugs and they never shaved their pubes.

Watch people fall into a water bed. We're hoping one of those beds is filled with urine.

This video proves that Star Wars is all about the gays.

Yes, but how old do you have to be?

Here's a picture of Lindsay Lohan's inspiration. Hopefully her boobs will look as big as this guy's.

We hear the sound of opportunity knocking on Pat Morita's door.

Jackass Steve O made an appearance on Adam Corolla's show. BTW, he was blitzed-to-the-tits wasted and had to be escorted off the set.