Choose Your Own Pimp Adventure

Choose Your Own Pimp Adventure

In this game your job is to navigate through CrunkTown and deliver your demo tape to a D.J. You make the moves, and risk being caught by the fuzz.

 

Eliza Dushku Pimps Herself

Eliza Dushku Pimps Herself

Dear Eliza, your ribs are showing. They remind us of the McDonald's McRib sandwich. Now we're hungry. Bye!

 

Hookers Have Nicer Shoes Than You

Hookers Have Nicer Shoes Than You

These new shoes have GPS tracking systems and are able to call a pimp or a sex worker advocates group, in the event of an emergency… seriously… no joke.

 

Pimped Sedan

Pimped Sedan

Some douche probably inherited this car from his grandpa, then just *had* to trick it out.

 

Slappin' Security Guard

Slappin' Security Guard

Oh whoops, my bad – he's not a security guard, he's a pimp. A pimp in a uniform. That's London-style, for ya.

 

Britney's Son Drives an Escalade

Britney's Son Drives an Escalade

Sean Preston Federline was driving a Cadillac during a family go-kart outing. Damn, dat boy's PIMP!

 

Pimp My Semi

Pimp My Semi

This truck may only be a semi, but is fully pimped-out. Who needs trucker speed when you have 2,500,000 watts of neon keeping you awake!

 

Pimp My Tortoise

Pimp My Tortoise

Vroom, vroom, little turtle. Vroom, vroom.

 

Prom Pimp

Prom Pimp

: “I may have gotten beat up a lot but in the end transferring to Compton High was totally worth it.”

 

Pimp Master Gets Beaten By Karate Master

Pimp Master  Gets Beaten By Karate Master

Obviously, this pimp wasn't trained by that famous P.I.M.P Chuck "Love Juice" Norris.

 

Queer Eye for the Straight PIMP

Queer Eye for the Straight PIMP

Watch those Queer Eye guys sing a gay old version of 50 Cent's PIMP.

 

How Pimp Are You?

How Pimp Are You?

How many hos are in your stable? Are you a Grand Master Pimp or Wannabe Pimp? Find out here.

 

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