These chicks can beat the crap out of your face.

We just found the perfect pillow.

Since cats are really creepy and evil, we celebrate any time one of them gets beat up.

Nothing like a girl on girl fight to make a horrible movie watchable. And sexy!

No, you're not seeing things. Those are a bunch of Princess Leias being hot and awesome and hitting each other with pillows.

Are you a girl? Has one of your friends dissed you behind your back or boned your boyfriend? Then this tutorial is for you!

What happens when a fake fight between LC and Heidi gets nasty? This week we get drunk with the fake cast of The Hills.

If anyone asks you why America is awesome, idiotic talk show fights are the answer.

A giraffe fight is simultaneously adorable, horrifying, and hilarious.

When Obama and Hillary aren't fighting, they're totally making up...in their own way.

He fought for equality and now, video games.

Watch two of the world’s richest men fight to the death: Bill Gates and Donald TrumpBot!

It’s time to fight fire with fire – boob fire!

We're trying to figure out if the inclusion of a handicapped wheel chair man makes this the worst or best fight scene ever. What do you think?

Whenever a guy asks you to fight in a ring using no gloves or other protective gear, just say No.

Here it is - the only time you're ever going to watch the WNBA this year. And don't think these ladies can't kick your ass, because they can.

A nice little cat fight between two nobodies who are very jealous of each other. Our vote: Omarosa.

What a totally fabulous way to fight a war.

The answer to "What are the troops fighting for?" is clearly, "The Freedom of the Over Privileged Upper Class Dimwit Celebrities".

For everyone who always thought Beef Stroganoff would be the ultimate tool of destruction in war.