Boston.com outed all the celebrities who've had the Swine Flu, and good for them. These people need to be taken off the streets. They need to be banned from the public. I know these people are celebrities, and I know the entertainment they provide for hundreds of people across the world is important. But they need to stop...stop doing whatever they are doing. I'm talking about David Krejci and Chris Douglas-Roberts. I'm talking about that Rupert Grint. Landon Donovan, Brian Littrell, and that Melissa Rycroft, too. David Boreanaz, you're in our sights...
WAIT A MINUTE.
WHO THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE? WHY THE HELL IS BOSTON.COM TRYING TO MAKE MY HEAD EXPLODE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE? EVEN RACHEL MADDOW AND DR. SANJAY GUPTA BARELY HIT MY RADAR BECAUSE I'M ALLERGIC TO CNN AND MSNBC (Fox News all the way, baby!). YOU MEAN LADY GAGA IS NOT SICK!?! JON & KATE PLUS AND THEIR EIGHT LITTLE PIGGIES DON'T HAVE THE SNIFFLES YET!?! THANK YOU. THANK YOU, LORD. THANK YOU, SWEET EVERYBODY. BOSTON.COM, NEXT TIME YOU SEND AN ALERT OUT LIKE THIS MAKE SURE IT'S ACTUALLY ABOUT THE PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT BEFORE I GO ALL CAPLOCKS ON YOUR ASS AND HURT SOMEBODY.
/KTHXBAI
P.S. I can't wait for this movie to come out...
(via Boston.com)
Seriously, if your kid is just going to narc you out to their teacher, what good are they anyway? Kids are for tying your shoe laces, grabbing you a beer and that's about it. You shouldn't have to worry about them telling everyone they know that you earn money making it rain for perverts. LiquidGeneration's been making games and animations about boobs and Britney Spears' drunk butt for years, and our nephews still think we sell insurance. Seriously! Every time I come home for Christmas they never ask me how work's going because they feel sorry for me. Anyway, there's just some things your child shouldn't know and your stripper job is one of them. Also: never bring your work home with you.
(via Don Chavez)
Folks, we've been blessed with another Michael Jackson. Kinda. Here's a before and after of alledged steroid abuser/baseball player Sammy Sosa. Now we have no idea whether he bleaches his skin or has that crazy vitiglio disease, but we DO KNOW that his face looks squishy like a Madball. AMMIIRITTTTE GUYS?
Grossest Picture Ever?
Part of us is jealous and we wish this would happen to our foot. It would be a great way to spend the afternoon.
Sex Scene or Murder Scene?
Did she score or did she get gored? Check out pictures from movies and try to guess whether the girls are getting it on or getting murdered.
Hot or Heavy?
We show you the picture of a girl's face and you have to guess whether she's a hotty or a big fat lady! It's hard. That's what she said!
Christina Hendricks Marries Someone
Mad Men star Christina Hendricks married someone this weekend. Not this guy though; he's just somebody with a cool mustache. Anyway, this picture should remind you that her new husband is probably the luckiest man alive. So is mustache man for standing next to her.
Celebrity Yearbook Game
We've found pictures of all your favorite celebrities at the most horrible and embarrassing time of life: middle school. Can you see past the pimples and find your favorite (soon-to-be) celebrity?
Potty Mouth Ninja: Enter the Pirate
LG’s hot new puzzle game! Help the Potty Mouth Ninja collect some coins so he can get an Asian massage. But beware of the Ninja’s sworn enemy… THE PIRATE!
Olivia Wilde Can Make Us Read GQ
Even though we would never be caught dead reading GQ Magazine (for fear that it will make us start dressing better!). But if they continue to populate that magazine with pictures like this, we'll get a lifetime subscription.
Pig or People?
We show you a picture of a person or pig with tattoos and you have to guess which it is. Pigs are sexy!
Beer Goggle Fail
I love how the two a-holes below them are posing for a picture. Those are lifetime friends.
Sex Scene or Murder Scene 4?
We show you a picture from a famous movie and you have to tell us whether it’s from a sex scene or murder scene. This is for movie nerds and perverts only.
Guess The Celebrity Fatty!
We show you a picture of a celebrity who's kind of chunky and you have to guess who it is!
Chick or Dude? Olympics Edition
We show you a picture of a beast of a man or man/woman and you have to guess which it is!
Perez Hilton vs. Beeker
Perez Hitlon got his ass beat by one of Will.i.Am's (ANNOYING NAME, DUDE!) people at the MuchMusic Awards this past weekend. Later The Mighty Gay One made a video about what happened, which is where this picture came from. It's fun to see this dude cry, right?
Anna Faris Marries Some Fat Dude
You might have thought that Anna Faris would be perfect for you because she seems like a regular chick and she's funny and seems to be into fat dudes. Well, you're right. Except for the part about being into you...she's into the fat dude pictured above, who she married over the weekend.
Audrina Partridge Is Bikini Hot
These pictures of Audrina Partridge in Cabo seriously make me forget she doesn't have a brain.
Word Muddle Madness
Here's a puzzle game where you have to sound out the small words to form a complete phrase or sentence. If you don't speak English, too bad.
DAILY TOP 10
-
How To Cook A Turkey
Views: 97730 -
Britney Spears' Tampon
Views: 4908 -
Christian Side Hug
Views: 2889 -
Cat Betrays Girlfriend
Views: 2833 -
10 Favorite Stoner Movies
Views: 2670 -
Adorable Internet Starlet's Adorable Fail
Views: 2471 -
Lady Gaga + Cartman + Walken = Mind Blown
Views: 2412 -
Pole Dance Makes Wedding Awesome
Views: 2308 -
112 Sneezes In A Minute
Views: 2242 -
Dress Up The Snowman!
Views: 2032
