Everything.

(via Emily A)

 

 
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It's Point A Gun At Something Adorable Friday!!

By: LG Staff
November 13 2009, 3:04 PM

 

Today it's Point A Gun At Something Adorable Friday, featuring puppies and kitties (or kittehs, for the annoying people who come here). Why do people want to put a gun to faces of their little furry friends? We can only speculate it has something to do with imbreeding. But we're not scientists, so how the hell would we know.

 

A young a-hole in training. (via hangglide)

 

Why do parents buy Crocs for their kids? And why doesn't this dog bite off that little brat's head? (via ChickClick)

 

Crazy eyes and rape face are usually the same thing. (via randy metcalf)

...more pics after the jump....

 

Dude kind of looks like Vince Vaugh's tardy brother. (via castermer)

 

"Deaadd kittteehhhhhh" (via sayzey)

 

At least the blood will look cool on the window. RIGHT, GUYS!?!?! (via misterentropy)

 

Point a gun at anything adorable lately? Be sure to send us a picture: talkbalk@liquidgeneration.com!

 
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Reason Not To Have Kids #267

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 10 2009, 9:24 AM

Seriously, if your kid is just going to narc you out to their teacher, what good are they anyway? Kids are for tying your shoe laces, grabbing you a beer and that's about it. You shouldn't have to worry about them telling everyone they know that you earn money making it rain for perverts. LiquidGeneration's been making games and animations about boobs and Britney Spears' drunk butt for years, and our nephews still think we sell insurance. Seriously! Every time I come home for Christmas they never ask me how work's going because they feel sorry for me. Anyway, there's just some things your child shouldn't know and your stripper job is one of them. Also: never bring your work home with you.

(via Don Chavez)

 

Britney's Bikini Body Eludes Us

Britney's Bikini Body Eludes Us

We look and look and look at this photo but we have NO idea whether or not she has gut. Are we blind? Or do we just expect our bikini guts these days to be as flat as flat can be? We're picking up a Victoria Secret catalog to find out.

 

January Jones Is A Special Kind of Hot

January Jones Is A Special Kind of Hot

Here are photos from January Jones' appearance in the latest GQ, a magazine we would have no interesting in buying if it wasn't for photos like these.

 
 

This Jessica/T-lake Photo Will Blow Your Mind

This Jessica/T-lake Photo Will Blow Your Mind

Justin Timberlake has a nice rack. I bet his ass is pretty awesome, too.

 

Hey Everyone, Jennifer Aniston Is Still Hot!

Hey Everyone, Jennifer Aniston Is Still Hot!

What is she, like, 55-years-old now? Jennifer Aniston is still banging 35 years after Friends. This is a photo from her appearance this month in Elle Magazine.

 

Tara Reid Is On Bikinication

Tara Reid Is On Bikinication

It always happens a couple times a year: for a week straight Tara Reid makes the paparazzi take photos of her in a bikini, and for a week straight we laugh at her stomach.

 

Celebrity Slaughter House

Celebrity Slaughter House

There’s a murderer on the loose and he’s killing all of your favorite celebrities! Look at the crime scene photos and try to guess who he killed!

 

Sex Scene or Murder Scene 5?

Sex Scene or Murder Scene 5?

Turn the lights off, pour yourself a glass of blood, and see if these photos are from a sex or murder scene.

 

Kim Kardashian Drinks Stuff

Kim Kardashian Drinks Stuff

We don't care if this is just an obvious ad for Pepsi. This is a photo of Kim Kardashian and we're required to post every picture of her.

 

Carrie Prejean Is A Free Woman

Carrie Prejean Is A Free Woman

Donald Trump just pardoned Miss California for being a homophobe and appearing nude in photos. We don't care whether she's Satan or Charles Manson, just keep on taking photos like these.

 

Guess How Many Things Are Wrong In This Picture

Guess How Many Things Are Wrong In This Picture

Can one photo contain this much FAIL. The answer is yes.

 

If Hilary Duff Had Boobs

If Hilary Duff Had Boobs

If Hilary Duff had boobs she'd be a lot less annoying and we'd probably really dig her music. This totally fake photo makes us dream things. Yeah, we're shallow.

 

Gossip Girls Are Trying to Tell Us Something

Gossip Girls Are Trying to Tell Us Something

We're not sure what these Rolling Stone magazines photos of a couple Gossip Girls is trying to infer here...they like licking ice cream? Candy? They like things in their mouths!?! What? We totally don't get this.

 

Celebrity Photo Hunt #13

Celebrity Photo Hunt #13

It's that time again to stare at two sexy pictures and see what's different about them!

 

Hilarious Dog Show Abuse

Hilarious Dog Show Abuse

The Westminster Dog Show is this week. And judging by this photo, it's also a time to for judges to totally abuse the crap out of cute defenseless puppies.

 

Susan Sarandon Gives Daughter Assests

Susan Sarandon Gives Daughter Assests

And by "assets", of course, we mean the things that make Susan Sarandon less annoying as an actress, activist and overall human being. Here's a recent photo of her at the SAG awards, along with her daughter Eva Amurii.

 
 

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