You use lines from Homer Simpson in every day conversation. But how well do you really know the words of America’s favorite animated dad?

The following phone conversation was secretly recording between Michael Jackson and his young accuser.

You’re Mel Gibson and you’ve been arrested for drunk driving. Who do you call first? Jesus H. Christ that’s who! Hear Mel Gibson try and ask forgiveness from the Song of God himself!

Now that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are officially an item, it's time they talk on the phone.

For when you don't want yo ho to know yo by the phone.

Here's a photo from the cellphone of Miley Cyrus. Supposedly someone hacked the phone and obtained this shot, but we think she put it on the net because she wants to be Lindsay Lohan, like, NOW!.

Watch what happens when A-Rod calls Lenny Kravitz, who then puts Madonna on the phone. Hint: Sexy Hell breaks loose.

David Archuleta, David Cook, and Sanjaya have a little chat on the phone. Hilarity ensues!

What's cooler than a Banana Phone? A Mayo Phone, next question.

I'll be able to answer phones, get drunk, start wars, and do all the other things boy presidents do, don't worry about it.

Listen to what douche-baggery ensues when two Super Bowl quarterbacks talk to each other on the phone.

Evangeline Lily used to do commercials for a phone-date hotline. It makes unemployed insomniac TV-addicts seem less... desperate. No, not really.

This is a tear jerker...and a heart warmer. It's a remarkable phone call from a 12-yr-old boy to a Houston radio station.

A man sized cell phone fell from the fumbling hands of a giant, crushing a car and killing two people. Ok truth time.. It's just a PR stunt for Motorola's new Razr 2.

We applaud a woman who goes outside with no make up, but we would applaud you more if you brought along some sort of mask, or peper spray for our eyes.

Microsoft is a pretty popular punching bag these days in i-culture. Luckily while apple fanboys make these videos, Bill can dry his tears in his sacks of money.

Next time your car runs out of gas or your tire goes flat, screw AAA. Pull out your phone and dial a Mershaq.

Zsa Zsa late husband claims he was robbed and forced to undress by three woman, at gunpoint. Oddly enough they didn’t steal his car or his cell phone... Someone's pants are on fire.

A small string quartet plays in an outdoor café – and pwns a guy on the phone!