What happens when you leave for the weekend and your friends happen to have 60 phone books laying around? Why THIS VIDEO, of course!

Every celebutard heiress knows that a good pair of panties doubles as a cell phone holder!

Lindsay is in rehab and she needs an AA sponsor. Who does she call? Nick Nolte!

Squeaky voiced man-children of the past and present collide when MJ gives San J a ring in the latest installment of LG’s mind blowing phone tap series.

Because what you say and where you say it... sometimes people jump to the wrong conclusion, and you get your ass kicked.

Some generous BFF of Lindsay's recorded a bathroom stall coke-binge with her on her camera phone! Finally recorded evidence of what we already knew in our hearts.

Kate Moss walks the catwalk in style. Pete Doherty plays great music. Together they are known as drug addicted douche bags!

Some schmuck was able to take camera-phone footage of the shooting this morning. He's lucky he survived.

Everybody loves crank calls! Watch & listen as a telemarketer gets served!

Hey, Turtle, call my shell-phone, we'll talk!

How do you get phone calls when you're only wearing a towel??

Congratulations! You've just landed a job as the assistant to a Big Time Hollywood Producer! What better way to spend your first day on the job than to sit at your desk and slack off at work!

A dude calls a restaurant and pretends he's Christopher Walken. Hilarity ensues.

Under a veil of extreme secrecy we’ve begun tapping the phones of famous celebrities to find out how they really act out of the public eye. Our first victims: Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

There’s a certain cell phone company that starts with a “V” and ends with an “N” – they have the most annoying spokesperson ever!!!