To say Pete's sister does not look like Ashlee would be like saying Pete Wentz is not a douchebag.

Not since the Marx Brothers has someone so eloquently produced satire like what Pete Wentz is doing here with a paper plate, Hot Topic already started producing more plates.

See there's nothing wrong with drugs kids, just playing with some cats.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz got engaged! Now that they got that out of the way... time for the divorce!

Pete Doherty proves one of two things in this video; he is immortal or he's cooking frosted flakes not heroin.

Why is he sitting like that? Why is she with this girly guy? She spent the rest of the evening kissing, in public! It’s the Pete Wentz syndrome!

Pete Doherty is seen here forcing his cat to take a hit off a crack pipe. We personally hope this lands that sick little gerbil fart a few years in jail.

Fall Out Boy Pete Wentz wears eyeliner, but since he's a boy, we call it guyliner. Apparently this was worth an entire People Magazine news piece. I'm going to go kill myself now.

Seriously, if he wasn't famous he'd get kicked out of places for being a homeless person. Scary. (He touches a supermodel with those fingers.)

Kate Moss walks the catwalk in style. Pete Doherty plays great music. Together they are known as drug addicted douche bags!

On-lookers said that Kate and Pete Doherty looked "out of it." Yeah, never would have guess that one.

Smoke weed, listen to Sonny & Cher. Smoke crack, listen to Pete & Kate. Makes sense.

Exclusive photos of Kate Moss shagger Pete Doherty getting high! Kids, don't try this at home.

Dead or Alive rocker-turned-plastic tranny freak Pete Burns is suing the plastic surgeon that destroyed his lips in an attempt to correct the over-done airbags that they'd become.