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Reason Not To Have Kids #267

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 10 2009, 9:24 AM

Seriously, if your kid is just going to narc you out to their teacher, what good are they anyway? Kids are for tying your shoe laces, grabbing you a beer and that's about it. You shouldn't have to worry about them telling everyone they know that you earn money making it rain for perverts. LiquidGeneration's been making games and animations about boobs and Britney Spears' drunk butt for years, and our nephews still think we sell insurance. Seriously! Every time I come home for Christmas they never ask me how work's going because they feel sorry for me. Anyway, there's just some things your child shouldn't know and your stripper job is one of them. Also: never bring your work home with you.

(via Don Chavez)

 

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You won't see this Slushee commercial airing in the United States, that's for sure.

 

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Whoose Celebrity Sideboob?

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Like the Indians, who used every part of the Buffalo for sustenance, LiquidGeneration uses every part of the Boob because we’re perverts.

 

CNN is perverted

CNN is perverted

We're guessing CNN took this down almost as soon as they posted it.

 

Water Weiner

Water Weiner

Get your head out of the gutter, fricking perverts. Its obviously nothing more than a huge penis.

 

Pika Pervert

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Hey, that little girl is getting swallowed up in Pikachu's hole.

 

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Big Hairy Beaver

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No, not that kind of beaver you perverts…

 

Screw it

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Sexy rails outside of a prostitutes house, or Dr Ruth's office? You are not even reading this are you? Pervert.

 

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Charlie boy has had plenty of accusations slung against him by his crazy wife Denise. However, when photos of this perverted mouse pad showed up, all fingers pointed to the Sleaze.

 

Hayden Still Won't Bone You

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Good news perverts, Hayden P-Something has turned 18 and is now legal. Bad news, she still thinks you’re a fat loser.

 

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The world's littlest pervert will some doay grow up to be the worlds most-hated paparazzo.

 

Don't Touch

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Keep off the women, you friggin' perverts! You're confusing them!

 

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These boobs were not only made for walking, they were made for showing our perverted eyes.

 

Little Pervert

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Just because you stare longingly at a pair of ripe, voluptuous boobs in need of love and attention, that makes you a little pervert!?!

 

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Wanna make your friend believe that somebody they know is a sick and nasty pervert who was once thrown in jail for being a sex offender?

 

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