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Hey, it's me again. LiquidGeneration's illustrator and functioning illiterate. Hola!

So I came across this weird website, ChatRoulette.com. It's a website that connects you instantly with a random stranger. Only you don't just chat, you interact with webcam and audio (you have the option to turn these off, but I never do because I like being creepy). Sounds exciting, right?

I ran some numbers on the site because I like math. The average age of the people chatting is about 20-years-old, though I did see a couple of kids and a man with a beard so long and gray he reminded me of Santa (my hero!).

The gender ratio is really imbalanced. For every 20 guys there is 1 girl (and even a couple girls that are really dudes). Most of the people are just guys with a frowned faces looking pathetic and depressing. It depressed me even just looking at them for half a second.

There are some girls, however most of them are too ugly to get a date.  Then there are the mixed groups of guys and girls sitting at the computer together, which I guess is a little better than sitting there by yourself looking like a serial killer.

If people don't want to show their faces, they usually put signs up in place of themselves. They write things like "Tits or GTFO." I even saw a teddy bear wearing dark shades with a note that read "Cure My Blindness, Show Your Tits." So I did, even though mine are really small. The most shocking sign was "Show Tits for Haiti." I didn't do this because that would be wrong. And again, my boobs are really small and mannish so what would be the point? I'm not on the internet to upset people.

One of the more disappointing moments came when I chatted with a guy for a whole minute. I asked him to make a peace sign because I wanted to see if he'd follow my commands like a monkey, but he just smirked, flipped me off and disconnected!  

So go ahead, talk to strangers! It's fun!

Also! Here are my statistics for approximately 100 chats I had on ChatRoulette these past two days. "Others" consist of pets, stuffed animals and drugs. Yes, somebody wanted me to talk to their bong.



And just so you get a sense of the type of people going to ChatRoulette, her are some of our favs that we found during our chat sesh:

 

He's going to snipe your penis! Watch out!



NBA superstar look alike Yao Ming! :p



i wish they all could be California girls.

 
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Bart Simpson and Lisa Simpson Finally Do It

By: Slippy Jenkins
December 09 2009, 2:39 PM

Well, maybe they didn't do it. But according to this 2012 London Olympics logo, Lisa Simpson did do something nasty to Bart that may or may not be illegal is most of the universe. The British, man. Whether it's driving on the wrong side of the road or their teeth, they always have to be different. And perverted.

 
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Tyra Banks Sexually Assaulted By Muppets

By: LG Staff
December 03 2009, 1:28 PM


Cookie crumbs led directly to police catching Cookie Monster, but Elmo is still on the loose and giggling like a maniac. If you know where these two perverts are hiding, please notify your local police.

 
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Reason Not To Have Kids #267

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 10 2009, 9:24 AM

Seriously, if your kid is just going to narc you out to their teacher, what good are they anyway? Kids are for tying your shoe laces, grabbing you a beer and that's about it. You shouldn't have to worry about them telling everyone they know that you earn money making it rain for perverts. LiquidGeneration's been making games and animations about boobs and Britney Spears' drunk butt for years, and our nephews still think we sell insurance. Seriously! Every time I come home for Christmas they never ask me how work's going because they feel sorry for me. Anyway, there's just some things your child shouldn't know and your stripper job is one of them. Also: never bring your work home with you.

(via Don Chavez)

 

News Pranks: Sex Pervert

News Pranks: Sex Pervert

Make your friends believe that somebody they know is a sex pervert by sending them one of our News Pranks. Perfect for gullible moms.

 

What's Wrong Here?

What's Wrong Here?

Oh, that's perverted. (Once you see it you'll spit bricks!)

 

Sex Scene or Murder Scene 4?

Sex Scene or Murder Scene 4?

We show you a picture from a famous movie and you have to tell us whether it’s from a sex scene or murder scene. This is for movie nerds and perverts only.

 

Perverted Slushee Commercial

Perverted Slushee Commercial

You won't see this Slushee commercial airing in the United States, that's for sure.

 

This train is a pervert

This train is a pervert

We never thought we'd see anything more perverted than a Japanese businessman, but here we are!

 

Whoose Celebrity Sideboob?

Whoose Celebrity Sideboob?

Like the Indians, who used every part of the Buffalo for sustenance, LiquidGeneration uses every part of the Boob because we’re perverts.

 

CNN is perverted

CNN is perverted

We're guessing CNN took this down almost as soon as they posted it.

 

Water Weiner

Water Weiner

Get your head out of the gutter, fricking perverts. Its obviously nothing more than a huge penis.

 

Pika Pervert

Pika Pervert

Hey, that little girl is getting swallowed up in Pikachu's hole.

 

Gay Pride or Naked Giant

Gay Pride or Naked Giant

Ok, the truth is, it's only an art piece floating high in the sky. However, bet there was a bunch of perverts where down there taking pictures of the swollen dong.

 

Big Hairy Beaver

Big Hairy Beaver

No, not that kind of beaver you perverts…

 

Screw it

Screw it

Sexy rails outside of a prostitutes house, or Dr Ruth's office? You are not even reading this are you? Pervert.

 

Upskirt Mouse Pad

Upskirt Mouse Pad

Charlie boy has had plenty of accusations slung against him by his crazy wife Denise. However, when photos of this perverted mouse pad showed up, all fingers pointed to the Sleaze.

 

Hayden Still Won't Bone You

Hayden Still Won't Bone You

Good news perverts, Hayden P-Something has turned 18 and is now legal. Bad news, she still thinks you’re a fat loser.

 

Thatta Boy!

Thatta Boy!

The world's littlest pervert will some doay grow up to be the worlds most-hated paparazzo.

 

Don't Touch

Don't Touch

Keep off the women, you friggin' perverts! You're confusing them!