We really have no idea who Kelly Brook is. But does it matter? She's English, has a rocking body and for a Londoner, she has perfect teeth. An amazing combination.

What a perfect way to end the year with a big pile of Katy Perry's boobies. Enjoy!

Figure out the picture puzzle under-the-cap of a bottle of Mickey's! It's the perfect way to slack off at work while exercising your brain!

Just yesterday some fat dude tried to run off with Hilary Duff as she was swimming the ocean. Luckily, he later realized she wasn't a hamburger.

The perfect way to turn any gay man straight. I welcome, this guy.

This ad is designed to alert people to the inhumane practice of whale hunting… but now I want a hamburger.

King Fahd's fountain in Saudi Arabia shoots water higher than any other fountain in the world. Desert + lack of water = perfect place for water waste.

Geraldo, 9 year old witness, Fox News, Anna Nicole Smith, Clown Makeup, its the perfect storm of journalism.

Cavemen everywhere will find this attractive, wood laid GPS, the perfect addition when your hunting for women. Or, when you are Corey Feldman.

This is the perfect storm. Lady midgets should not be bullfighters as we all know no bull can resist their charm...

In theaters 11-30-2007. A group of medical students devise a deadly game: to see which one of them can commit the perfect murder.

In theaters 12-14-07. Juno is a whip-smart teen confronting an unplanned pregnancy by her classmate Bleeker. With the help of her hot best friend Leah, Juno finds her unborn child a 'perfect' set of parents: an affluent suburban couple, Mark and Vanessa, longing to adopt.

In theaters 11-9-07. Fred Claus has lived almost his entire life in his little brother’s very large shadow. Fred tried, but he could never live up to the example set by the younger Nicholas, who was just a perfect, well, Saint. True to form, Nicholas grew up to be the model of giving, while Fred became the polar opposite: a repo man who then steals what he repossesses.

Seriously, if you are rich then you have no excuse looking ugly. You need to be perfect, that means having ALL of your teeth. We are looking at you Winehouse!

This Japanese man makes Donald Trump's comb over look like amatuer hour.

This is a shot from an upcoming workout video starring Lisa Rinna. The perfect gift for aging cougars who need a boost to their physical self-esteem.

This little pooch was born with a perfect heart-shaped spot on his side. Isn't he the CUTEST?

This little pooch was born with a perfect heart-shaped spot on his side. Isn't he the CUTEST?

This little pooch was born with a perfect heart-shaped spot on his side. Isn't he the CUTEST?

He's perfect for Christmas, Hanukkah, birthdays and swinger parties!