Paris Hilton Will Give You Flowers and Sideboob

Paris Hilton Will Give You Flowers and Sideboob

And if you're nice she might even show you that she's wearing no panties.

 

Blake Lively Is A School Girl

Blake Lively Is A School Girl

Oh, little puppy! Aren't you glad you're not Paris Hilton's? Oh, yes you are! Oh yes you are!

 

Perez Hilton vs. Beeker

Perez Hilton vs. Beeker

Perez Hitlon got his ass beat by one of Will.i.Am's (ANNOYING NAME, DUDE!) people at the MuchMusic Awards this past weekend. Later The Mighty Gay One made a video about what happened, which is where this picture came from. It's fun to see this dude cry, right?

 

Paris Hilton Looks Good in Dubai

Paris Hilton Looks Good in Dubai

Is Paris Hilton ever going to get fat and sloppy? Maybe she's not even human, and will forever stay young and hot and kind of stupid. We hope. Those are amazing traits.

 

Paris Hilton Has A Booty

Paris Hilton Has A Booty

It's tiny, but it's there. And so is her crack. Crack is whack, but not on Paris.

 

Jail Bird Bee-yotches

Jail Bird Bee-yotches

This is the chief! Be on the look out for Paris Hilton and these other jail house vag-havers.

 

10 Classic South Park Impersonations

10 Classic South Park Impersonations

Celebrities lucky enough to be parodied on South Park (Kanye West, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears), are awesome...or idiots.

 

10 Celebrities Caught on Tape with Drugs

10 Celebrities Caught on Tape with Drugs

Paris Hilton, Amy Winehouse, Lindsay Lohan and the other celebrities stupid enough to be filmed taking drugs.

 

Paris Hilton Loves Things

Paris Hilton Loves Things

I guess if you're rich and famous you have lots of love to give.

 

Paris Hilton's Body Is Sick

Paris Hilton's Body Is Sick

Love or hate her, you all want to bang her.

 

Paris Hilton's Retard Face

Paris Hilton's Retard Face

Look very closely...Paris Hilton is retarded.

 

Paris Hilton's Boobs About To Explode

Paris Hilton's Boobs About To Explode

Somebody stick a pin in her boobs and watch her shoot to the moon.

 

Beverly Hills Chihuahua

Beverly Hills Chihuahua

Paris Hilton should be held at least partially responsible.

 

Perez Hilton Should Die

Perez Hilton Should Die

Like you, Philip Norris believes that Perez Hilton is an idiot.

 

Sienna Miller Gets Hosed

Sienna Miller Gets Hosed

She's totally egging Perez Hilton on with that face.

 

When Busey Attacks

When Busey Attacks

If you're keeping track at home, Paris Hilton was denied a ticket to the Oscars, Gary Busey was given free reign.

 

Anna Nicole's Baby Daddy Is Gay!

Anna Nicole's Baby Daddy Is Gay!

This week Philip Norris reports on Paris Hilton's brother, Gary Coleman and the writer's strike.

 

Celebrity Slutsicles: Dancefloor Whores

Celebrity Slutsicles: Dancefloor Whores

Hollywood’s favorite sluts have gotten themselves into a heap of trouble again! This time in a dance club! Also, see how Paris Hilton reacts when she tries to become a virgin! The drama!

 

Brittany Murphy Gets Wii Fit

Brittany Murphy Gets Wii Fit

This picture was made for Perez Hilton's automated draw splooge around the mouth machine.

 

Paris is Fila-ing Good

Paris is Fila-ing Good

Paris Hilton is modeling for Fila, their first major endorsement since Grant Hill in 1995. She looks as confused as us.

 

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